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notoriousrev.bsky.social
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One week today my GSX-S1000GX arrives!

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I wasn’t prepared for how sad Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy is.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone know when Everton’s open top bus parade is for a 2-2 draw that saw Liverpool *extend* their league at the top of the table? Don’t want to get caught up in the traffic.

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

Everton celebrating a draw like they’ve won the World Cup. Fucking pathetic, especially with 12 men on the pitch.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My Ducati passed its MOT for another year. Couple of things to fix, but it’s a Ducati, that’s entirely normal.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I pretty much gave up drinking when I realised there were no circumstances under which I would consume a 0% alcohol version of an alcoholic drink because I don’t enjoy them, they’re just a means to an end.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The KTM got put back to standard today (almost) ready to be traded in. Sad day.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I’m shocked. Shocked! Well OK, not shocked at all.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Empathy is dead.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve updated my personal style guide to always refer to weird, lumpy Nazi Elon Musk as weird, lumpy Nazi Elon Musk.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve muted the words Trump, Elon, and Musk. Let see how that works out.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

60 pence in a £2 coin? WTF? #limitlesswin

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Darwin Nunez should consider taking up rugby. He’d convert loads of tries.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A key thing that palaeontologists seem to have missed is that Noah obviously ate all the dinosaurs on the ark, which is why none are around today. There’ll be a lost bible text confirming this somewhere, probably in a drawer in the British Museum.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

How about calling it The Gulf Between Trump’s Ears?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

One downside of ditching Twitter is that I can’t publicly bitch to Evri about one of their couriers dumping a bunch of my neighbours parcels in my front garden.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Why oh why have Moto Guzzi reserved the best colour schemes on the V100 Mandello for the non-S version? I want a red S with gold wheels, dammit. The S colours (Green or Silver grey, both with black wheels) are garbage.

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

Signs you’re getting old: You don’t know if this is a genuine list or a joke you don’t get.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Day 3 of being sick as a dog whilst on holiday. This is bullshit, man.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments