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Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both the lowbrow and highbrow. Calvinists DNI Located in RVA. She/her. https://linktr.ee/jennifercmartin

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one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

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No @notreallyjcm.bsky.social, but we posted Laura Squirrel reading some of her new Get Along Gang fan fiction for her birthday on Friday. Coincidentally, Laura was also the first guest on the feed 10 years ago this week. open.spotify.com/episode/3ckT...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Micro up at @rejectionlit.bsky.social Hope you enjoy! rejection-letters.com/2025/04/16/b...

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Thinking about the strange social lives of people in '90s sitcoms. -see all your friends every single day and go to each other's jobs regularly -get into serious relationships that last two weeks -have 1-3 failed engagements -never see parents even on holidays except for long, random extended stays

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

submitted 1 day ago • 649 comments

This is such a bummer, too. I wish good sex existed in movies. I wish being horny wasn't looked on with derision. I wish we could look like normal people and enjoy fictional characters fucking. I wish romantic, sexual situations of any variation weren't automatically "cringe" to so many people.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

what a good boy

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American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere

submitted 2 days ago • 243 comments

I'd like to see the ladies of WWE destroy the Blue Origin girlboss millionaire astronauts in a ring match

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I know people shit on Seth Rogen for various reasons but there are a lot of celebrities out there who don't have the balls to say shit like this in front of billionaires. So many of them are big buddies with Bezos, cucks for Tesla/Musk, Katy Perry and the Blue Origin bullshit, etc.

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This kicker: “The money spent on launching the missile into space has no other possible use because the issues women face on Earth are an afterthought.”

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

my mom paid for our entire family (sister's family of 6 and my parents are coming up this weekend) to see The King of Kings over the weekend so I hope it's actually good and not dogshit my mom loves watching Christian media instead of going to church

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

too bad they only kill non-white people

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You don't gotta pay taxes no more. That's what Doge is for, T. Besides, there ain't any feds left to arrest us.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

this is going to be my ashley madison hack

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

i purchased this assuming that the FAKE Wonka company would have made the "golden egg" special for me. after all, it seems like it's the main draw -- and the only reason I bought it, as my kids like good competition. Shocked to discover it is in fact, not special, and gives me extra work.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

starting watching leftovers for more carrie coon, might have to nope out, made it to season 2 and shit is just too bleak for me and these times

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

These are the same, to me

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

this isn't a college forum discussion. it's a website, and people can do whatever they want and believe whatever they want. blocks/mutes are very effective when people annoy you. personally, centrists and conservatives already run and ruin everything else around me. you can't let go of one site?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

oh man lmao it's true

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Been raining for two days straight and my dumbass chickens want to stand right in it instead of under the many sheltered areas available for them

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Material Conditions dropping precipitously for the Middle Class is going to break the spell for a LOT of people. But it's going to require a LOT of hardwork from us to be READY to help, educate, and build support for those that wake up. Capitalists were ready in the 70s. We need to be ready NOW.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Sure, there are critically acclaimed musical masterpieces of songs out there. But I can't even play Sudoku without "Mambo No. 5" getting stuck in my head, and I play it every single day. I wonder if it's harder to produce a lifelong earworm or a technically good classic.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

devastated to learn that my work spouse got a promotion and is going to another publication in our company (and will be completely, totally still available on Slack)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Who could’ve ever foresaw except all the people who did and got arrested for doing so

submitted 8 days ago • 43 comments

When my mom gets here next weekend, I'm going to wear shirts that show off the hair in my armpits just to achieve the sort of feeling that I imagine the men in Fight Club got out of fighting

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Who has the most inscrutable political beliefs? I just read Oliver Stone's Wikipedia page "personal beliefs" and I was blown away. I also started to do a deep dive into Jackson Hinkle and almost felt like it was a bit, but it's not.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Among the many good reasons to boycott any and all AI services is you're inevitably training technology that will be used to support this ghoulish monstrosity by surveilling, tracking, and capturing humans for profit

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

No @notreallyjcm.bsky.social, but we posted Laura Squirrel reading some of her new Get Along Gang fan fiction for her birthday on Friday. Coincidentally, Laura was also the first guest on the feed 10 years ago this week. open.spotify.com/episode/3ckT...

Micro up at @rejectionlit.bsky.social Hope you enjoy! rejection-letters.com/2025/04/16/b...

Thinking about the strange social lives of people in '90s sitcoms. -see all your friends every single day and go to each other's jobs regularly -get into serious relationships that last two weeks -have 1-3 failed engagements -never see parents even on holidays except for long, random extended stays

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

This is such a bummer, too. I wish good sex existed in movies. I wish being horny wasn't looked on with derision. I wish we could look like normal people and enjoy fictional characters fucking. I wish romantic, sexual situations of any variation weren't automatically "cringe" to so many people.

what a good boy

American exceptionalism is electing a pariah government so repugnant that it tanks the electoral prospects of aligned right wing governments across the entire anglosphere

I'd like to see the ladies of WWE destroy the Blue Origin girlboss millionaire astronauts in a ring match

I know people shit on Seth Rogen for various reasons but there are a lot of celebrities out there who don't have the balls to say shit like this in front of billionaires. So many of them are big buddies with Bezos, cucks for Tesla/Musk, Katy Perry and the Blue Origin bullshit, etc.

This kicker: “The money spent on launching the missile into space has no other possible use because the issues women face on Earth are an afterthought.”

my mom paid for our entire family (sister's family of 6 and my parents are coming up this weekend) to see The King of Kings over the weekend so I hope it's actually good and not dogshit my mom loves watching Christian media instead of going to church

too bad they only kill non-white people

You don't gotta pay taxes no more. That's what Doge is for, T. Besides, there ain't any feds left to arrest us.

this is going to be my ashley madison hack

i purchased this assuming that the FAKE Wonka company would have made the "golden egg" special for me. after all, it seems like it's the main draw -- and the only reason I bought it, as my kids like good competition. Shocked to discover it is in fact, not special, and gives me extra work.

starting watching leftovers for more carrie coon, might have to nope out, made it to season 2 and shit is just too bleak for me and these times

These are the same, to me

this isn't a college forum discussion. it's a website, and people can do whatever they want and believe whatever they want. blocks/mutes are very effective when people annoy you. personally, centrists and conservatives already run and ruin everything else around me. you can't let go of one site?

oh man lmao it's true

Been raining for two days straight and my dumbass chickens want to stand right in it instead of under the many sheltered areas available for them

Material Conditions dropping precipitously for the Middle Class is going to break the spell for a LOT of people. But it's going to require a LOT of hardwork from us to be READY to help, educate, and build support for those that wake up. Capitalists were ready in the 70s. We need to be ready NOW.

Sure, there are critically acclaimed musical masterpieces of songs out there. But I can't even play Sudoku without "Mambo No. 5" getting stuck in my head, and I play it every single day. I wonder if it's harder to produce a lifelong earworm or a technically good classic.

devastated to learn that my work spouse got a promotion and is going to another publication in our company (and will be completely, totally still available on Slack)

Who could’ve ever foresaw except all the people who did and got arrested for doing so

When my mom gets here next weekend, I'm going to wear shirts that show off the hair in my armpits just to achieve the sort of feeling that I imagine the men in Fight Club got out of fighting

Who has the most inscrutable political beliefs? I just read Oliver Stone's Wikipedia page "personal beliefs" and I was blown away. I also started to do a deep dive into Jackson Hinkle and almost felt like it was a bit, but it's not.

Among the many good reasons to boycott any and all AI services is you're inevitably training technology that will be used to support this ghoulish monstrosity by surveilling, tracking, and capturing humans for profit

Disney executives bout to be jumpin off buildings

don't regret swapping my old 401k for a downpayment on a house anymore

Y’all know what to do