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tech journalism and shitpost but remove the journalism (dont say I didnt warn you lmao)
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You know what's funny about those Yondr pouches? I bet those things cost $10 max to make and these schools are spending their entire budget on these glorified pencil cases with magnets. Someone's getting scammed...

But fr tho I'm happy they didn't actually ban tiktok cause where was I gonna get my miku casket??

OMG SZAA🫠🫠🫠🫠

Just as sweet as St. Lucia

Instragram will show your friends what you've liked... I'm deleting the app

But for real tho only a couple million? Compared to the billions american companies have spent (so far)? At what point is it just considered fraud or just plain theft. Somebody gotta check these american companies I feel like another enron is cooking up lmao

Deepseek's tos could literally say "im taking all you data and your mom" and I still use it cause china has decent health care for her

Since undertale is resurfacing (again) I found out that undertale yellow was finished and released a while ago, just started playing it and lemme just say this. For being a bullet hell game y'all always find new ways to mix things and I love that for this fandom

Every tech guy wants to introduce something game-changing like the smart phone and all they got is "office meetings with a pair of giant goggles strapped to your head" or "chatbot that can't spell strawberry" and they're going to destroy society if we don't pretend these are necessary to our lives

Not seeing a curved display on the new Samsung S25 "eDgE" is shameful

On a real note after Elon did that I was expecting something like this to happen... Yk... since it has become such a trend lmao

Oof forbes those angles lmao 😭

Oh to be a fly at oracle's hq rn

People that don't fw at least one vocaloid or utau song are weird 😐

Omg you people can't do anything

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

I've fallen off the deep end 12 hours wasn't enough y'all gotta ban this damn app again 😭😭😭

Need to get something else of my chest on another platform gn 😘

So you're telling me there was a second season for kevin can f**k himself and I cant watch it??? And yall want to stop piracy? Get a grip

Also side note: you know what's embarrassing? Telling your tiktok audience that you're leaving the platform to go to instagram, doing just that and then coming back to tiktok because absolutely no one came and you got no engagement Like calm down you're not him lmao you run a meme page 😭

So I was wrong... The ban didn't even last 24 hours lmao 😭

But like fr tho it's not getting banned lmao see y'all on Tuesday

Linus, Bad bunny and Jimmy Fallon... If you had that on your bingo card you're lying

Currently my favorite thing of the week is a tiktok audio of nicki minaj saying "what color are my panties" and the immediately guess by charli xcx starts playing

Imagine pulling these out in public 😭

The Indiana Jones game looks stunning but can we bring back Lego Indiana Jones sets and games? That was peak lego era

When this app's popularity skyrocketed and everyone started moving here my X feed has only been shitty threads on "how to make 100k each month with these AI tools" and people sucking Elon's dick