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Time to bring in the Sherminator at left back. Salah’s ACL is calling for him.

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Wilson has forgotten how to finish. It’s over.

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Commentator just said that Alexander-Arnold is the best passer in world football? Is Jonjo Shelvey a joke to you?

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Can’t wait for Wembley, me.

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Pope. Taken down yet again by his worst enemy. A slow shot in the middle of the goal.

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Oooo look at us, we’re Liverpool, our best players never get injured and our most famous stand has the same name as the big stand at Wrexham, five other clubs use the same anthem as us because we’re unoriginal and we had Ian Rush and John Barnes in their prime… Grow up.

submitted 22 minutes ago • 1 comment

Into these? They’re shite? I guess? #nufc

submitted 36 minutes ago • 2 comments

Rafa on pitch-side pundit duty is the only positive I’m taking from tonight.

submitted 49 minutes ago • 1 comment

POV: You’re a freshly caught Cod

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

*turns on TNT sport against his better judgement*

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I’m numerous beers deep. So I’m being reactive and I’m fully aware of that… But I was hopeful an hour ago, now I’m just sad.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I’d honestly rather Osula started up top tonight. At least he has the physicality to press and make their CB’s work. Happy to be proven wrong, but my word. Could be in for a long night here.

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Wilson up against Van Dijk 🥴

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There’s no way that my test pie has survived this 50 minute / 3 pint run in the pub. Thing is gonna be tragic by the time I make the 100 metre walk home. Good thing I made a back up pie.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

My lineup for tonight. #HWTL

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

It’s a day that ends with Y. So you know what that means… I’m in the pub before the football, playing fast and loose with oven timings whilst a cottage pie cooks at home. I see myself as a European, but fuck me I can be British with the best of them when I fancy it.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Down the local boozer for a couple nerve settlers before the match, and this lad has brought in a lass for what is quite clearly a 1st date. Keeping in mind that this gaff is fully stale smoke, fruities, sticky carpet and a slight tinge of EDL. The date is going about as well as you’d imagine.

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Hear me out… Eddie to start a team of reserves so that none of our class lads get injured. Tell the reserves to kick the piss out of Van Dijk & Salah so that they DO get injured. Take the loss. Win the cup. Chess not Checkers.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

If Elias Pettersson gets traded before the deadline after I dropped WAY too much money on a Jersey with his name on only four months ago, I’ll be sending him an invoice. #Canucks

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

He is about to take his final form as a lizard-person.

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I wonder if FIFA told the US it had to be a dictatorship with a poor human rights record before it was allowed to host the World Cup.

submitted 13 hours ago • 13 comments

Paranoid that Van Dijk is going to give Isak the Sergio Ramos treatment tonight. And he won’t even see a card for it. Because he never does.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Something about this celebration irritates me. Just feels really stupid to me 😂

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk. What would she say to him? Here was her answer: “Fuck off.”

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