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Staying up late thinking about you and also all the things I’d say to my father if I was strong enough

Got off the phone with gf now I’m way more conscious of time passing

a hole in my heart where my girlfriend was torn from me

when it snows why don't they just fly a bunch of gigantic blowtorches across the cities

normalize catcalling people with sickeningly cool vibes and not as a means of objectifying their physicality

New Year’s resolution is to calm down a lot

If gender is a performance then i am oceans 8

Everything is rubbish and all rubbish is wonderful

Rollin coal and droppin panties

Hi Magdalena bay! My secret is that i don't really exist. And none of this is real. Goodbye!

"Can you imagine raising a kid from birth and then they block you on tiktok?" - xavier

Girl who takes retainer out before hitting the penjamin

Merry Christmas please don't call 🙁

Lowkey don't really take any shit from most people and i respect that about myself (manifesting)

If you're homophobic i fucking hate you and hope you fall into a deep depression and k word yourself and it doesn't work and you have to live with your own filth

They put me into a machine and it spun around really really fast with increasing speed and this graphic like told me to breathe or something and the lady just left me alone she didn't tell me she was leaving or that the machine was going to start spinning yet or anything it was spinning really fast

Can u blow my whistle baby whistle baby

Can anybody hear me in here? Ew it's kindof slimy.... where am i

Gonna stay in this tree in Fortnite till i die of storm damage. Peace out keywads

I am ever presently on the internet

Those little backpacks they give you for being in the army are actually shaped gay as hell sorry

I hate running

why is The Weeknd's face fr terrifying why does he look like that. has he always looked like that?

These jeans are kindof okay in some twisted way i feel better than everybody and cooler too

Trying the thing where i wear jeans to the airport. Currently feeling excessive and unnecessary stay tuned

In a world full of keywads, be a pingas

If i were like 3 inches taller id have everything i ever wanted

I am consumed by my humanity and the existence of everything who want me

"You could be my silveerrrr spring!" Just something I've been working on

Wow… what a song. Check this out. open.spotify.com/track/1JyG5y...

Big things coming #flightsdelayed

Ugh bring back the dab