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notthatjen.bsky.social
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party time!!

Galen Weston realizing he can blame the US tariffs for price gouging Canadians this time around.

I'm so patriotic that I'm only going to eat Canadian foods from now on. When my washing machine shrinks my wardrobe pieces in a week or so I'm only going to buy new clothes from Canadian companies. 🇨🇦 BRB. Gotta buy cheese curds, lobster, and whatever goes in Nanaimo bars. #BuyCanadian #ShopCanadian

I am so tired of living in historical times

I guess what I’m trying to say is, live your life in a manner in which people do not erupt in orgasmic joy on social media when you die 

The Bad Place seems awfully prophetic these days. Am I Jason Mendoza?

really says a lot about society

The internet has exacerbated the problem of overconfident people having conversations that they are definitely not equipped to be participating in publicly.

Protect from light. Give with food.

If I’ve learned anything in the past four years it’s that: 1. A lot of people have trouble with shades of grey. 2. Everyone loves to pick a side. 3. Peer pressure is real, no matter your age. 4. Lots of folks lack the skills to parse and evaluate information.

We need this so badly. 🙏

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Oh, but also I’m obsessed with The Traitor Canada. Between moments of existential dread.

Existential dread. That is the message.

Terrifying

Stuck this to the window and now the world makes a LITTLE more sense...

One of my married gay man friends in in Hawaii and another is in Italy. I’m typing this on the 🚽 covered in baby sweat and drool.

What idiot thought putting more on the shoulders of pharmacists would help anything? #onpoli

Followed by GLAM royalty @feistywaters.bsky.social is a new high point in my Bluesky life.

Why am I super cautious about getting infected with COVID? It’s not the initial disease, as unpleasant as that may well be. It’s the months and years afterwards, wondering what silent damage has been done to my body, and how this will manifest itself

As a settler Canadian, I’m always angry when I see people suggest we’re better in relation to racism in the US. Today is National Truth and Reconciliation Day and we are still committing an active genocide against Indigenous peoples here. Not in the past but now. Today.

The lockdowns must have caused the extinction of the dodo as well.

Remember: every big company selling you an orange thing today is taking your money, donating it in their name, and taking the tax break. (Or not donating at all and just selling you orange shirts for profit [likely made in sweatshops].) Donate money to the Indigenous cause of your choice directly.

I see PP and Strauss met up in Tillsonburg. 🤢 #onpoli #canpoli

But what if I did start the fire?