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We all have our weaknesses. Mine involve a taste for whisky, the seven weak points in my left ventricle, and a love of soldier's wives
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My 6 year old's interpretation of Starry Night. I call it Giant Yellow Dong with Spooge.

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the secret to parenting is appearing to present a united front with your partner while subtly implying that the other one is actually the villain

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“This is a man who would light the world on fire, so long as the flames reflected his name in the sky” - Tom Joad

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My husband has priorities.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Gulf of Mexico!

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Goodnight, Gulf of Mexico.

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Headed to the beach with sunscreen, swimsuits, and a fully cooked corned beef. St. Patrick’s Day doesn’t care where you are—just that you show up prepared.

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My four year old is in the backseat on the way home singing a song with one verse, "Fuck is a bad word." He is on verse 20-something. Parenting win!

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Woke up. Took personal and professional inventory. Realized my coffee was cold and that felt like a fitting metaphor for life. #TheFutilityOfItAll #WhyBother

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Anyone know what bird this is?

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I accept that we're living the plot of Idiocracy, but the premise of Zoolander, too?

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Our friend Alise snapped the perfect Christmas photo of our 3 beautiful kids, and my heart is so full! They’ve grown so much this year, and seeing their smiles under the twinkling lights is everything.

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Crispy skin demands commitment. This is either peak culinary dedication or a cry for help. 🦃🥃 #ThanksgivingPrep

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Started the day with a pre-Thanksgiving breakfast date with my favorite person—just me and my baby. Coffee and a quiet moment together before the holiday chaos begins. Feeling grateful for her and this life we’ve built.

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New to Bluesky. Genuine question: do we call the profile picture our Skeet Face?

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I've only been on Bluesky for a few days, and somehow my feed is overflowing with foxes and mushrooms. I never cared much about foxes or mushrooms before, but now I'm oddly attached—and deeply afraid some mysterious algorithm might swoop in and steal them away.

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Bluesky posts are called 'skeets'? Cool, cool. Just trying to reconcile that with what 'skeet' meant when I was 13. Skeet, skeet, skeet!

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