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nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 27, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
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GOATed album, if I played baseball I think Breathe would be my walkout song

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Me when I lie

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We need to find the Beltway consultant who made Walz stop calling these people weird and banish them to Siberia

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Gal Gadot eat your heart out

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I fear I will be duped into seeing Fantastic Four because of my queen Vanessa Kirby but I’m keeping my expectations basement level

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

World Series is back on

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Lost season, sell everyone for prospects

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I’m registering Dem for next year’s midterms just so I can try to primary every single one of these dumb motherfuckers

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One of my baseball blorbos, glad to see him get another shot

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This used to put up Lebron numbers in Discord voice chats (RIP Rythm Bot)

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Hey did you guys know Lamar Jackson is under a lot of pressure to make a deep playoff run? No one is talking about this please credit minakimes.bsky.social

submitted 57 days ago • 166 comments

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it!

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I would have simply been both better at baseball and not weirdly homophobic

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

New Kendrick today

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I know it’s not productive to make fun of evil people’s looks because it just leads to them hiding evil behind a nicer veneer and throws “unconventional”-looking non-evil people under the bus. BUT! It’s wild how many chuds just look Like That

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Lula doing what Biden ought to have done

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My GOAT

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I can’t call it Mickey Maid anymore 😭

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Some legitimately great undercard fights but then it was just…that

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Jason Kelce 🤝 Lamar Jackson Pooping midgame

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Actress who played Kitty Sanchez on Arrested Development Obama: uhhhh let me be Greer

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This one took a weird turn, a couple days ago it looked headed straight for the US Gulf Coast

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

B-Rob my beloved

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Getting back on here for a bit at least because the sheer amount of Hitler Particles on The Other Site make me wanna (REDACTED)

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

no

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