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Raidió Teilifís Éireann but 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂. Surprisingly, no affiliation with the actual RTÉ News.
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The ads on twitter are getting out of control

Gerry Adams photographed alongside Martin McGuinness (1987)

BREAKING: Robbie Keane set to become the new manager of the North Korean National Team

my festive ass watching Patrick Kielty get bullied by children for two hours straight #LateLateToyShow

BREAKING: Tricolour to be flown at half-mast today at Leinster House following the split of Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter

BREAKING: Margaret Thatcher (FG) has been elected in Dublin Mid West #ge24

BREAKING: Baron Harkonnen (FF) has been elected in Louth #ge24

BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine (FG) has been elected in Galway East #ge24

BREAKING: The Dark Lord Sauron (FF) has been elected in Dublin Fingal East

BREAKING: Tommy Shlug (IND) has arrived at the Mayo constituency count centre in Castlebar #ge24

#ge24

"What Senator McGahon did with that twix in that tent was an act of self defence..." #leadersdebate #rtept

#rtept

The mood if it ends up being a FF/FG majority:

Fine Gael dropping 6 points the week of an election:

Can't wait to vote for Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael on Friday after a long hard shift at the 'getting hit in the head repeatedly with a hammer' factory

BREAKING: Paul Mescal shares his experience meeting King Charles III "I wanted to strangle the inbred c*nt with my bare hands"

Micheál Martin after a long day of looking like a gimp while canvassing:

This account getting 2,000 followers:

BREAKING: Donald Trump has selected Conor McGregor as the new head of the Drug Enforcement Administration

BREAKING: Irish actor Barry Keoghan disintegrates after eating a spicy chicken wing on Hot Ones

BREAKING: Croke Park to be renamed the Abrakebabra Arena in new sponsorship deal

BREAKING: Magical forcefield protecting the six counties from adverse weather according to Met Éireann

"So it begins..."

I'll be doing my best to exude this type of energy next week 🎄

You're laughing? They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold and you're laughing?

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Fairplay for still following me on here when I haven't been arsed posting for a month x 💜

Happy Halloween! Here's the scariest picture that's ever been taken 🎃