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I have some feelings about the endings of Clair Obscur.

me: [advancing my knight] how much to build a hotel on this square? grim reaper: first, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves

I saw the best minds of my generation -Allen Ginsberg, brain surgeon

apropos of nothing youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?...

damn his voice is still right on youtu.be/vQNKdGzuGMI?...

why don’t ya make like a perspective drawing and vanish at some point?

Canada's Own... Mister OSCAR PETERSON youtu.be/NTJhHn-TuDY?...

picasso’s mom: im all ears picasso’s dad: and i have eyes on the back of my head picasso: what

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

this puzzle game you guys lok-digital.com

this would have been a much better bond movie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licence...

i see your paleo and raise you a en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of...

thanks for the warning

ok i was not expecting this connection

yea: “yea” nay: “yay”

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

me, at a meeting of the knights of the round table: ugh this could have been a scroll.

inside of you there are 2 Corinthians

kapustin, man. youtu.be/Yn9fTO7zp5Q?...

My buddies have stopped inviting me to poker night because they claim that I've become too invested in the intrigues and complexities of the royal households, which is typical Diamond apologist nonsense.

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

so much for papal infallibility (yes, i know popes are only supposed to be infallible when speaking ex cathedra, don’t @ me Vatican I) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Jo...

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

I Want To Believe It’s Not Butter

I simply wouldn’t dig my own grave while being held at gunpoint. What are you gonna do? Shoot me? Now you’re digging.

pagliacci returns to the venue. he doesn't know what else to do. when he arrives, he's shocked to see a clown on the stage mimicking his whole act. he rushes on stage to unmask the impostor. but it's really him. he looks out at the audience. they are all pagliacci. he falls to the floor, weeping.

JUDGE: how do you find the defendant JURY: you have to look for the stripey shirt your honor

Tell me you’re telepathic without telling me you’re telepathic.

let's be clear: opacity sucks