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notyetrain.bsky.social
also known as Phoebe Everything I post is the objective truth, I would never lie Posts in English/German
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We've reached that kind of weird dystopia where we have video evidence of something embarrassing happening and the media will still try to have plausable deniability by phrasing their reporting on it in such a strange way. You know, just in case.

If I had a nickel for every time Black Mirror had an episode about lesbians stuck in virtual purgatory, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but I love that it happened twice

anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now

Personally I would wish for gamers to stop being so fucking weird about accessability features

I’m saying this once and once only: He’s gonna try to deport trans US citizens so y’all who claim allyship are gonna need to do a lot more than even what you think you need to do.

This close to changing my internet provider and accept having to wait another 6 days for a wifi connection because it's genuinely unbelievable how fucking shit our current ones are at customer support. It's like they're actively trying to prevent their customers from getting concrete information.

TIKTOKER WHO MAKES 35k A YEAR OFF RAGEBAIT: We’re the sluts of BYU… and we only? Do anal. GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.

Die Gemeinsamkeiten zwischen den deutschen Medien und alternden weissen Comedians: "Wir sagen das, was sich KEINER traut zu sagen! Cancelt mich halt, ihr woken Linken!" Thema der Folge 2 dann wahrscheinlich Gendern

Very, VERY rare to witness men—especially wealthy white men—talk so openly about grief and suffering. Have long appreciated this moving aspect of who @stephencolbert.bsky.social is. 🖤🖤

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media. 2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media. 3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media. 4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.

Gee I wonder why it is people like Milo keep fetishizing 19th century America, it is a complete mystery why that time period in particular is so appealing to them /s

Not a single person saying this is going to work one of these jobs, nor have they likely ever worked these jobs in the past. But also, what made these jobs bearable was they were well-paying union jobs where you traded monotony, physical toil for a good middle-class life. They aren’t offering that.

got one of those "just talk about books nobody wants to hear your politics" dms. buddy i am not on these apps bc i think people want to hear from me. i am here bc a witch cursed my family line long ago and now none of us can shut the fuck up

These cars are 100% american made and will not be subject to the new tariffs

Obviously this will not be reported by mainstream media (which is at root responsible for this), a group of trans people were attacked for having a peaceful gathering in Manchester.

No offence to the current pope, but let’s be honest: all the recent popes have been ugly as shit and it’s time they picked a hot one

It would be cool if we could honestly talk about alternative political systems honestly without people being like “it is inherently evil because it’s different” on a high horse acting like public opinion has any measurable impact on policy here and as if that isn’t also produced partially by media

americans when their country’s politicians do the most american, imperialist, & capitalist thing ever: “WHAT ARE WE A BUNCHA GODLESS COMMUNISTS?! IS THIS DA NORTH KOREA?!?! BAH GAWD!! REMINDS ME OF AN OLD JOKE ABOUT GENERALISMO STALIN!! FUCKIN TANKIES GLOBO HOMO USA 4EVER”

Just a hilarious (disgusting) thing to say as leftist protestors and activists are being kidnapped and deported and liberals sit idly by doing and saying nothing