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Once I open all the windows and rage blast some tacky sleazy pop music to regulate my nervous system it will be over for all you bitches

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My attitude was brought up by HR to my supervisor. She didn’t care because my work speaks for itself. Thank god that not every leadership role expects extra peppiness on top of excellent work production during all this fuckery.

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Anyway my neighbor was belting Don’t Stop Believing yesterday. Sure she was off-key but A for effort

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Discovering someone is a former band/orchestra player always makes me geek out. What did you play. Were you good. Did you have a snob in your section or were you the snob. Is there a song you played and anytime you hear it you’re like hey I played this song in band. Spill it all.

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I may be afraid. And I am open about my fear. Because I am human. But fear has never stopped me from doing anything. All of this is absolutely terrifying. That’s exactly why we all need to do what we can to stop it. And bitches that aint doing shit wont ever lecture me

submitted 94 days ago • 16 comments

Married Miserable Coworker: So where are you and your boyfriend going for Valentine’s Day? Me: Nowhere actually. He’s making me a nice dinner and decorating the house with candles and stuff. Married Miserable Coworker: Miss those days. Don’t worry. That won’t last.

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I feel so naughty wearing fuzzy socks in corporate America

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 100 days ago • 639 comments

Kermit is pouting again

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probably the most mischievous grin ever

submitted 100 days ago • 237 comments

Mahomes getting sacked multiple times, back to back.

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Things have been intentionally crazy so props to anyone who is helping and taking their time to provide resources and explanations. This is heavy.

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments

What do you mean not everyone has a "manic working" playlist

submitted 104 days ago • 19 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 105 days ago • 1308 comments

Why am I so bothered by grown adults censoring themselves with things like “what the frick”. I think it’s because they are a grown ass fucking adults. Say fuck. Ya fuckin geezer.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

“Most people don’t actually have a moral compass. Not that they live by. Just a social one.”

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

About every 10 minutes I am reminded to never get State Farm. These Kansas City ads are grueling.

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This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.

submitted 118 days ago • 228 comments

Growing up evangelical really did pay off bc being held emotionally hostage every day by wrathful men and a peeping invisible-being was like, the backbone of my twitchy existence as a kid.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Champagne sales have lost their pop as people around the world aren’t in the mood to say “cheers.”

submitted 118 days ago • 88 comments

Its a billionaires club.They don’t want better public schools or knowledgeable citizens. They want ignorant workers who won’t question. If you don’t know your rights you wont see them vanishing. If u don’t know facts you wont question the lies. They dont care abt us. To them we are replaceable.

submitted 119 days ago • 109 comments

Here is my question to you about being metal. What is the most METAL thing you ever did that did not involve you playing an instrument?

submitted 122 days ago • 591 comments

My boyfriend hates Sandra Oh and Maya Rudolph. Just doesn’t find them funny or talented. How do I stay with him under these circumstances.

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Mark Cuban is ready to fund a TikTok alternative built on Bluesky’s AT Protocol

submitted 124 days ago • 1007 comments

My day was so goddamn annoying so I had 2 homemade strudels, a glass of wine, and tacos. But I have my annual doctor’s appointment. So it’ll be great to tell my doctor that my overall health is trash but I can bake some fabulous fuckin pastries.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

On this day in 1818 Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus is first published, by 20-year-old Mary Shelley, the world’s first science fiction novel. “I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine...

submitted 139 days ago • 100 comments

Some asshole in a blue tesla was tryna stunt on me. Like please, your roof cant even come off & you bought a car from a scammer.

submitted 145 days ago • 5 comments

It’s performance review time so when I was asked what I would rate myself, naturally I said “10s, 10s, 10s across the board”. Crickets.

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I finally got noise cancelling headphones so days of listening to my coworker’s pointless rambling are finally over

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Finance bros running into cubicles like Paul Revere talking about how cool Wicked is and how they just learned how “that one Emma Rossum girl from Shameless” was in Phantom of the Opera is why we need to fund the Arts.

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“My daughter is very into outer space right now. It’s her big fixation.” “That’s great. We need more girls in STEM.” “She just finished this huge Lego set of a spaceship. She put it in her room by her poster of Elon Musk. She loves him. She wants her first car to be a Tesla truck.”

submitted 167 days ago • 1 comment

Overheard at a Bills tailgate “Whatareya gonna do? ARREST me because I have VARICOSE VEINS?”

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Every 10 seconds another boyfriend doesn’t know who Patti LuPone is. Please donate 5 cents to your nearest femme/gay/cis theater woman now. They need all the support they can get.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

I’m quite unregulated and losing my ability to mask so send me your most lethal responses and comments to dealing with Tr*mp supporting in-laws

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