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notyourreal.dad
🧔🏻 A real dad, but not YOUR real dad. 🎮 Twitch Partner. @Warframe.com Content Creator 📺 Breaking games live at: https://notyourreal.dad 🩺 CMSRN with 16 years hospital experience 📨 Business Inquiries: [email protected] 🐧 I use Arch, BTW
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand NEW GAME Been hearing some pretty good things about Clair: Obscur: #Expedition33. Think I'll take a look for myself tonight. notyourreal.dad

Fried my brain chasing kids and working on a programming problem today. Minimal capacity for new information. Empty head. No thoughts. Play #DuneAwakening. notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

Pablo just keeps giving us amazing new toys. This one looks like it'll be a hilarious light show when I get my hands on it... #Warframe

Another long day. Going back out into the sands of #DuneAwakening for a few hours. Hopefully this time, the servers don't go down for patching early again. Let's get to it. notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

Oh... oh no. Looks like I have another game to add to the coverage list. Strap in. If it's written like the first two games were, you're in for one heck of a wild ride.

Long shift at work. Time to unwind with some more #DuneAwakening until the servers reset in a few hours. Let's get going. notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

"You hate sand because it's course, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere. I hate sand because it tastes AWFUL. Even flour and spice sands are disgusting. We are not the same." Jokes aside, let's play some more #DuneAwakening notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

Happy Father's Day. "Fake Internet Dad" says it's time for a fresh round of #Warframe weeklies and platinum #giveaways. Grab a refreshing bev and come chill with the guy who isn't your old man. Probably. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom! Oh yeah. It's in #Warframe. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

Hectic day. Need some unwind time. Good thing I have #Warframe for that. Time to pour a cold one and get blastin'. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE I return to the sands one more time this week to continue exploring the sands, annoying the worms, and pushing toward ornithopter tech. Shouldn't be TOO much longer now, right? notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

Last night in #DuneAwakening, I may have gotten just a wee bit locked in to building out a new forward operating base for myself and friends. Tonight, the work continues... notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

The #DuneAwakening full launch has finally arrived. Last night, I logged out in a "sheltered" area near the shield wall just before the big storm hit. Time to see how much has changed... of even if I have survived at all. notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator #KeyProvided

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Final night of early access to #DuneAwakening. Servers go down for updates at about midnight local time, and the full launch drops in the morning. Guess I better get those hours in while I can, eh? notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

Sunday night weeklies and platinum #giveaways in #Warframe tonight. Come on down and watch the gang stumble through Archimedea, Netracell runs, and Archon Hunt, and more! notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

It's been a day, fam. Time to decompress with another @Warframe.com weekend. Tonight: We knock out alerts, hunt a Coda, and probably tinker with some more gear. Time to get to work. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

Last night's #DuneAwakening session ended on a cliffhanger. Server went down for updates without warning just as I was attempting my first ride out of Hagga Basin. Time to log in and find out if my character survived or is already worm food... notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

"Contrary to popular belief, I actually LOVE sand..." It's finally time, fam. Let's play some #DuneAwakening! See you on Arrakis. notyourreal.dad #FuncomCreator

The #DuneAwakening head start release drops tomorrow. Yes, it's already installed, and thanks is due to @funcom.com for the key. Yes, I will be streaming it tomorrow, and likely quite a lot over the first few weeks. Guess I best get some #Warframe hours in now, eh? notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

I think tonight's the night I take this silly challenge playthrough across the finish line. We're back to #OblivionRemastered tonight. Of all the major questlines, only the Thieves Guild remains. Wonder how fast I can blitz it? notyourreal.dad #MasterDifficulty #Level1Playthrough

I love seeing game devs talk about the various pools they draw design concepts from. Often, the contents of those pools are objects most would consider rather mundane. NEAT

Last night's runs at the #Warframe weekly challenges didn't go quite to plan, and a few of them still remain. Tonight, we clean up the rest of them. Let's get cracking. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

Sunday night. You know what that means: It's #Warframe weekly challenges and platinum #Giveaway drawings later tonight. Get in here! notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

WELP. Had some wild technical issues pop up right before stream start. Guess this is going to be a shorter cast tonight. Ah well. Back to blowing things up in #Warframe, then. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

Another day of busting tail on home maintenance in the books. Time to wind down now with some #Warframe. Baro is back. Should probably check his store... notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

It's that time again. Back into the Level 1, Master difficulty run of #OblivionRemastered we go. Tonight, we return to the Shivering Isles DLC. Objective: defeat Jyggalag. notyourreal.dad

The daily madness with the kiddos has ceased for the time being. Now, we indulge a completely different sort of madness... Returning to #OblivionRemastered to continue plugging away at the Shivering Isles DLC with a Level 1 character on Master difficulty. This ought to be amusing. notyourreal.dad

It's time. Kiddos are off to bed for the night, leaving me free to resume the #OblivionRemastered Master Difficulty, Level 1 Playthrough. Last night, the main quest and arena quest line fell. Tonight, we tackle the Shivering Isles DLC. notyourreal.dad

Tonight: I return to the Master Difficulty, Level 1 run of #OblivionRemastered. I'm getting close to the end of the main quest now. Wonder if we'll finish tonight? notyourreal.dad

Ongoing weekend project: Shelving install and garage and storage shed cleanup and organization. Progress is steady, but the work has definitely left me feeling my age today. Also fun, unearthing gifts that I'd meant to open and use, but had forgotten the existence of.

OW. Between yesterday and today's work, I'm definitely feeling the soreness. Good thing I have #Warframe weeklies and platinum prize #giveaways to take my mind off that. Come hang while we blast through this week's challenges and maybe even score yourself some plat. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate

It's time! Come on by, curse Father Time with me, and perhaps leave with a free Yareli Prime Access pack! notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate #Warframe #Giveaway

40th birthday stream later tonight. This seems as good a time as any to load up @warframe.com and give away a complete #Yareli Prime Access pack. The prize will be awarded to a random viewer near the end of tonight's stream.

Well... this is certainly ONE way to celebrate a 40th Birthday. I think I am going to be pretty sore tomorrow....

40th birthday in a few hours. Home alone with the kids, who are now off to sleep. Think I'll pour some of the nice rum and chill in @Warframe.com for a few hours. notyourreal.dad #TennoCreate