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notyourrealmom.bsky.social
GenX INTP atheist ~ Rarely serious ~ Denver, CO ~ Bluesky user #43,489
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans

submitted 5 days ago • 217 comments

I would really like more explanation of why the innies know certain things and not others. They don't know what the equator is? but he knew how to work a camcorder. if you handed me one of those right now, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re easily offended then maybe the Internet isn’t for you.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

submitted 10 days ago • 129 comments

Probably bad that the only way to be happy is to not pay attention

submitted 11 days ago • 40 comments

ICE has taken the astronauts into custody…

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Changed my handle and stuff. If you're terribly confused, you can DM me!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i'm just a girl, standing in front of a girl, who is me from the future, begging her not to murder me for time paradox reasons.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Eating ice cream while waiting for my ozempic to kick in.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out

submitted 135 days ago • 31 comments

Please don’t make me google cloture

submitted 16 days ago • 50 comments

OMG #severance tonight …. I need to sever myself from the next seven day and get me straight to the finale.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Now I've seen it all. You can get a DNA test for your cat. shop.kokogenetics.com/en/starter/3...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Excited that Wheel of Time is coming back tomorrow!

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits

submitted 19 days ago • 25 comments

Yes! Today Satan.

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

I’m really only vaguely aware of what time it is generally anyway.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Analogy isn’t the study of bumholes.

submitted 21 days ago • 11 comments

It's International Women's Day. Lmk if you need me to explain that to you.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

How are you springing forward? 💐 Reply with gif.

submitted 21 days ago • 24 comments

I set my clocks ahead weeks ago SO LONG SUCKERS

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

SpaceX is just Air Tesla

submitted 23 days ago • 45 comments

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

submitted 24 days ago • 84 comments

@profanity.accountant do me!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Mayor of LA: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

submitted 24 days ago • 122 comments

My five year plan is just LSD. Lots and lots of LSD.

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

Giving up my other personalities for Lent

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

if I’m gonna join a cult it’s gonna have a super hot leader and all you can eat shrimp

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

If a Spring mix has arugula, spinach, and radicchio, what's in a Wintry mix?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment