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Honestly maybe the talking orange avocado and his personal dick warmer are onto something… I think all of the worlds problems right now, stem from the fact that Zelenskyy was not wearing a suit to the 45 minute mockery fest the two white supremacists organized for the guy

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Pulling up to a valet in a 13 year old Mazda that was hit by a snowplow: “not a scratch my good sir”

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We should all pool together to buy Elon all the DLCs for sims 4 so that he can stop living his fantasies at the expense of non-digital beings

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve decided that from now on, every time I meet someone new, I am gonna open with “what shape is the earth” for many good reasons, the most important of which is the better estimation of their chess Elo.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Problem with following a bunch of artists is that they are all too good and fill your page with feelings of self inadequacy. I’m now looking for some bad art to tip the balance. This is a recruitment post. Send me your crappy art and I will be in touch for potential hiring(following) opportunities.

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the Super Smash Bros Ultimate character selection screen: Kanye joins the battle!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Marvel what if…? But it’s what if the July 13th bullet was a few inches to the left and thus Nazis never invaded the white house

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With the percentage of the population I would off, based solely on their driving abilities, there seems to be just a bit too many people pretending to know all the intricate details of how helicopters operate

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The definition of “concentration camps”: camps established by Nazi Germany during World War II to imprison and persecute political opponents, Jews, homosexuals, Romani people, disabled individuals, and other marginalized groups. — The definition of “migrant detention facility”: fucking read above

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Forgive my recent posts, Understand that modern Content requires Keeping up with trends That may have been Really political lately. Under normal times My posts are all for fun so Please don’t read into this. & one more note, Even if you sense Lingering vibes Of a hidden message, Never you mind that.

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1500 Jan 6th Rioters pardoned by trump, 1 single person refused the pardon, bringing our ratio of trump supporters with a conscience and moral compass to a whopping 1 in 1500 or ~0.07% God job America!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

At the gym doing squats so I can practice rearming the guillotine

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The idea of crypto is insane, you can just invent a “president coin”, convince idiots to invest a ton of their hard earned money into it under the guise of an “investment” then cash out suddenly and thus very efficiently stealing billions from your supporters, and then they actually defend you… wild

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In half a century from now, if we aren’t all wading through nuclear fallout, I wonder what the next radical fascist groups will be waving as their flag, my money is on a lot of red white and blue

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Here is a fun fact that has absolutely nothing to do with anything going on right now: There is no such thing as a Roman salute, there are no texts or artworks depicting such a salute which is why films in Ancient Rome always depict the “mythical salute” differently.

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In light of recent world war 2 esque actions, can any of us really be all that surprised?

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They really should put a “do not lick sign” on the salt blocks in stores, the cobalt in them tastes awful

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

80$ for a jerrycan and hose? For that price I can buy the gas myself instead of siphoning it from my neighbours car

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Starting new years of with a bang. The bang is the sound of the snow plow turning into my car

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Alright final bomb update, here is the finished prop was a blast to see all the CTF participants at hackfest attempt to defuse it

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3d printer plus Alienware Alpha = Poor man’s steam machine to use as a home server

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