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The painting was a gift, Todd. I’m taking it with me
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Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count

Can CBS pipe in some boo birds for Rory

I think I could put down about 116 of those dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe’s without breaking a sweat

You can send me to El Salvador if I get to give Elon an atomic wedgie

The way I see it, Q1 is already cooked. Pick a model, the rosiest ones only suggest a couple tenths of growth. Second quarter is slamming to a halt by the day. Consumers are healthy but they don’t want to do shit amid all of this. We’re gonna see zero growth for half the year at best

@tracyalloway.bsky.social on the bird site:

He’s in his bag this morning

So when this is all said and done we agree to maroon these idiots to the Macdonald islands, correct?

“Tubman’s photograph is now gone. In its place are images of Postal Service stamps that highlight “Black/White cooperation” in the secret network and that feature Tubman among abolitionists of both races.” wapo.st/4jdXL8m

Wouldn’t shock me one bit if the Europeans announced their tariff retaliation tonight or tomorrow morning to inflict max pain on US markets

Elijah Martin holy shit

US banks adopted CECL (Current Expected Credit Losses) at start of 2020 Under CECL banks have to immediately take credit charges for full impact of any lower macro forecasts Macro forecasts should change a lot with Trump tariffs Earnings season start with $JPM, $WFC next Fri

Mortgage basis is having fun today

Liberation will continue until morale improves

True liberation is being free’d from money

Merriam-Webster’s word of the year is going to be Liberation

1) what

MBA: Mortgage Applications Decrease in Latest MBA Weekly Survey www.calculatedriskblog.com/2025/04/mba-...

Even gold adjustments can’t save you now

Swiping into my Bloomberg terminal on the first try

Hey! Content account here. Hope you forgot today is April fools because I’m going to really spam the clickbait

Damn. Yarden Garzon leaving stings more than any of the mens team departures

“Economic gibberish”

Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth

Bill Withers was a 32 year-old Navy vet, working at a factory making parts for airplanes, when Booker T. was assigned to produced his first hit — and won him a Grammy. “I wasn't going to do [the ‘I know-I know’ lyric], he said, “but Booker T. said, 'No, leave it.” Gone five years ago today. #RIP

iMessage summaries are great if you want prefer a garbled piece of slop instead of seeing what the human actually said