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[a hungry hungry hippo rustling the bag of marbles they sneaked into the theater and immediately being shushed]

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Random Fact: Drumming Face can be just as bad as an unfortunate O-Face if you're not careful

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

From Nu-disco to French House, I'm spinning my favorites by Daft Punk, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Chromeo, L'Impératrice, Justice and all the great artists that make nice music to dance your worries away. LIVE 6 pm PT www.mixcloud.com/djbrujaradio Join my coven, I mean, Patreon www.patreon.com/djbruja

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I am quite fucking tired of Influemercials

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the first alexa had to be decommissioned because of the endless screaming

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Why is Timothée Chalamet looking like Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

why is it called a diaper when babyshitter is right there

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

David Lynch's It's A Wonderful Life

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky, grant me the ability to mute faces....especially those two

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"Two thumbs up!" - An octopus critic trashing a movie

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Since no one else is enough of a PATRIOT to fix airplanes falling from the sky due to woke, it falls upon me to carve SLURS into the ozone layer using a LASER!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

"Wow, it is SUPER fucked up in here," says Snagglepuss's gynecologist.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Tonight, we're asking the big questions, like: "What if a song was 10 minutes long and had no chorus?" From Explosions in the Sky to Danny Boyle's faves, Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Come listen to Post-Rock and contemplate your place in the cosmos. LIVE 6 pm PT 🌌 www.mixcloud.com/djbrujaradio

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Thanks for the warning?

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Canonical (Ubuntu Linux maker) announces 12 year Kubernetes LTS canonical.com/blog/12-year...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Justifiable, in my opinion, The New Yorker.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

submitted 19 days ago • 75 comments

Along with preventing forest fires, only you can stop sending me emails.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

I'm doing a benefit show for Al Otro Lado, a nice organization that provides no-cost legal and humanitarian aid for deportees, refugees + separated families ♥️ Come dance with me for a good cause 💃 LIVE 6 pm PT www.mixcloud.com/djbrujaradio Donation link here: www.instagram.com/linking/fund...

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Moral for programmers

submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

idk the rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while i’m in there.

submitted 38 days ago • 8 comments

The Butthole Redemption

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty

submitted 40 days ago • 12 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3j...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

*medication may cause - hair cramps - tongue mold - restless skin syndrome - pomegranate ear - swamp lip - knee teeth

submitted 41 days ago • 19 comments

"Are you still a useless piece of garbage?" Netflix asks.

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

a captcha but for correctly identifying a joke before you reply

submitted 45 days ago • 31 comments

“Why don’t you take some of that ‘go to mars’ money and actually help rather than Monday morning quarterbacking during a live fire?” The CEO of Watch Duty is bringing the energy that we need to 2025. sfstandard.com/2025/01/09/w...

submitted 48 days ago • 14 comments

Someone was nice enough to create a sheet with GoFundMes of people in Los Angeles who've lost their homes, if you can share or are able to donate docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I sigh, seated atop a throne of my enemy’s bones. I guess I just thought it’d be cooler.

submitted 53 days ago • 17 comments