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Lifelong computer fan. Programmer, video game enthusiast. I am also on Mastodon as @[email protected]. He/Him.
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Realizing that I've been playing Balatro during all of the most stressful points of my life since it came out, and I'm afraid I might be ruining it for myself by associating it with those things. Probably not though since I just won a run a few minutes ago.

How do you imply you're a US company without technically lying about being a British firm? You call your company "U.S. GOLD", you have the motto "All American Software" in all caps, and you fill the loading screen with a giant US flag while playing the Star Spangled Banner and Yankee Doodle.

Uhhh dawg? Your gyre is widening

the other day my wife said "i opened youtube on your browser to pull up a video for the kids, and i just.. could not handle how Boy it was." just opened youtube dot com and: okay fine

I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

Artwork of Amy Rose from digital stickers, which were available on LINE messenger software as part of a set released in 2018.

My gym is in the same building as a pediatrician, so as I was leaving this morning I got to see a grandma try to convince a toddler that if they left his stick behind the door outside, no one would steal it.

Everybody decided to wait until after I got home from the gym without stopping for a Gatorade to start posting about how Blackout Friday is actually bad. Thanks a lot!

Kind of reached the point where I'm definitely interested in looking for a new job at the same time that everyone has started posting scary looking graphs about job numbers that I don't fully understand. Don't care for this turn of events.

In the model viewer for ‘Sonic The Fighters’ is a blushing version of each character with hearts in their eyes, which is unused in the final game. This is Fang's head model.

Think I've put myself into a position where I'm either going to be fired or have to quit

Got mad at work, so I took some time to go to the gym and clear my head. Now I've thought it through and I might be madder.

A local mattress place has gone all in on AI gen commercials. Fascinating look into whta local 5 year olds are having nightmares about.

Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"

I think the actual worst change Elon made to Twitter was letting people post full essay length posts if they have a blue check. Every time I see a screenshot of one my vision goes red.

Been running Linux on my laptop for a couple of days now. The RAM usage is still pretty high, but generally lower than Windows 11. Also I haven't heard the (extremely loud) fans kick in a single time and they would blow constantly on Windows. Pretty cool.

Kind of getting the feeling that some of the big game studios are reacting to the increasing price of game development by making games that players do not want. That seems like a bit of a problem.

Days are getting longer and warmer. February is almost over. Can't wait for spring.

Thought people were probably overreacting to the bruise on Trump's hand until the WH said it's from shaking hands too much. Now I'm positive that he is actively dying.

The petal-pushing puzzler blooms again! Petal Crash grows into a new experience in Petal Crash 2, with new graphics, new modes, refined mechanics, and more! It'll enter public early access this year - if you wishlist it on Steam, it'll help us a lot! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...

Love the phrasing "brittle underneath" here. Underneath what? "Oh, the economy was really bad, just not any of the parts you can actually see or care about."

Saw a commercial for Dinner and a Movie at the gym and spent the rest of my workout imagining a woman named Dinner-Anne D'Movie.

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

flying pikachu ☁️

Speedtest.net won't load. Feels like the worst you can do on that.

Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!? Chicken Boy!

Now that everything is setting in on the public and the courts are pushing back on DOGE, it really does feel like Elon is doing the "slamming your dick in the car door" of coups

are they, you know, friends of Jimbo?

Kind of admire admitting you were wrong without admitting you were wrong at all like this. It's almost elegant in its own way.

Saw a "They stopped saying weird!" post today and I reckon I'm just going to be seeing those until I am in the ground, so I better get used to it.

Remembered I had a thumbstick with Mint on it already and actually did this and it's using noticeably less RAM now and the fans aren't constantly blowing. SD card slot doesn't work, but I can probably get that figured out.

Hadn't got a good look at the dumb font on Musk's stupid Dark Maga hat. It looks stupid, but I am realizing now that I have a Ghost hat that looks similar.