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my dogs probably think i'm an idiot for only sleeping once a day

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

under the new faa regulations airbud will now be known simply as “bud”

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Once I was in the Tiny Tea Tent at Glastonbury at 4 a.m. and Sweet Caroline came on the stereo. When the chorus came the entire tent spontaneously sang along with it. This is one of my most favourite and happiest festival memories. #sweetcaroline #glastonbury

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Like many of us I suffer a l Iot. But for 3 minutes I felt a little better. Maybe it can do the same for you. open.spotify.com/track/2SZsqt...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

you know it's a bsky saturday night when people are asking each other whether they'd fuck junk food

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

No pizza in existence cannot be improved by the addition of fresh garlic and rocket

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Taking pills dry is my love language

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry but we're all out of pizza. Is it okay if we send you John Denver's greatest hits?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I hate

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Last night I dreamt this man told me I needed to gain weight and handed me some "Heavy Bread". It looked like naan bread but weighed like 30 lbs! On the back there was a celebrity endorsement from Fat Mike. I laughed and asked him why Fat Mike would eat this but he just stared at me blankly. #NOFX

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

do u guys think i can post my way to a good life

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

The god of serotonin forsaketh me but not this morning. This made me feel better for 30 seconds than I have in weeks. Wordle 1,334 2/6 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

We grow out of all the wrong bits of our childhood

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Horny for serotonin

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments