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Never in doubt … ahem. Isak’s 50 PL goals and non-twatted pen, #NUFC’s 11-minute goal, poor, nervy second-half but got what they needed. It’s your briefing for 4-3 over Forest w/ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/614...

Isak brace loading... #NUFC #NEWFOR #FPL

Daniel Muñoz is only 8.1% owned but every single one of them fuckers are on this bastard app. 😤

It wasn't the greatest bill in boxing history. 🥊 Bivol was excellent but Parker's and Sheeraz's last minute opponents shouldn't have been there. Sheeraz fluked a draw.

HOWAY NEWCASTLE! 💪

Watch the moment a man drops through a supermarket ceiling to steal lottery scratchcards in Nottingham, UK. Police say the 50-year-old suspect was arrested within minutes on suspicion of burglary and taken into custody.

On Mido’s birthday, a reminder of The Greatest Crossbar Challenge Of All Time. HAVE IT.

China has called for the “complete and effective execution of the [Gaza] ceasefire agreement” and a two-state solution for Israelis and Palestinians, says FM Wang Yi. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7nspk6

This breathtaking view from a New York City apartment.

Marcus Rashford has registered as many Premier League assists for Aston Villa against Chelsea today as Phil Foden in 20 matches this season (2). 👀

Glasner comes away with a 20 pointer! 🔥

Pope Francis in ‘critical condition’ after suffering severe respiratory crisis

#Glasner #FPL

Fair enough 🤷🏼‍♂️ #NUFC

Southampton and Leicester are going to be relegated. #Nostradamus

Breaking News: Stocks tumbled as investors reacted to concerns about the economy and tariffs, erasing almost all gains since President Trump’s inauguration.

#FPL #GW26 #TopManagers #Top10k Emery 28.8% Slot 25.8% Glasner 18.3% Arteta 9.8% Moyes 4.5%

Justin Baldoni Sues Justin Baldoni For Getting Him Into This Mess theonion.com/justin-...

When do they release this one?

HT Leicester 0-3 Brentford Bonus Pts (as it stands) 3 - Mbeumo 2 - Wissa 1 - Nørgaard fplalerts.com

Boomo is going to be in huge demand in the summer. #NUFC Quality playa.

Mitoma IN Rogers OUT #FPL 🥳

Boomo would have been a good pick... #FPL

Omar Marmoush for Wissa not looking like a great knee-jerk decision last week, lol. #FPL

I need my #AssMan £0.8M back as soon as the Palace game is over. That is when the chip ceases to be active. I need Mitoma tomorrow or he'll be out of my Pickford arms reach. We'll see...because #FPL have not described or defined the exact operation of this chip. #FPL

Pope Francis’s condition is not considered life-threatening, but he is not out of danger, his medical team has said, as the pontiff continued to receive treatment to fight pneumonia and a complex lung infection.

#Glasner #FPL #AssMan #FTW

Remember, things can always get worse. #MotivationalQuote

"The beauty of nature! Exploring different types of birds. Which one is your favorite?"

Getting older is realising that working isn’t about the money, it’s about keeping busy enough so you don’t have time to think about killing yourself

#NUFC injury update: ⚫️ Sven Botman out of Forest game with ongoing knee issue ⚪️ Joelinton recovery 'on track' - but not considered for this weekend ⚫️ Jamaal Lascelles 'has had setbacks' - but should return sometime this season Read here⬇️

UP NEXT: Clash of the Titans ⚔️ #NUFC #NFFC

The problem with governments and any other organisation with a management team, is that they are all making decisions in meetings, in only seconds or minutes, on matters they truly know feck all about. Why is anyone surprised of the sub-optimal outcomes? 🤣 Decision making is all deeply flawed.

BREAKING | ‘Suspected terror attack’ in Israel as multiple buses explode in Tel Aviv

Americans still hate Mark Zuckerberg more than Elon Musk

Risk of wider war in Europe hasn't been so high 'since 1945', says French prime minister

Glasner's Palace have drawn or won their last 8 Premier League away games. #FPL #TableBonus

Companies behind Great Britain’s gas pipes and power lines pocketed £3.9bn "excess profits” over the past four years after Ofgem misjudged their costs. Will we get a refund - no chance. Ofgem doesn't protect people. Need customer elected directors on the boards of all utilities.

The hypothesis that Citeh had suddenly returned to their best last Saturday when they embarrassed #NUFC didn't hold up when last night, they were embarrassed by Real Madrid. Citeh were not at their best Saturday, #NUFC sunk to an all-time Eddie Howe low, in terms of spirit & competitivity.

WT...

Jota Wow, what on earth was that? #AVLLIV

Eh

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

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