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I am surprised those Wembley tickets made it to Pot 6. But good luck to anyone here giving it a whirl.. Anyone missing out always has the option of burgling everyone once town has buggered off down to London. #Entrepreneurism

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

‘Walk of Shame’ (informal) noun Phrase a) The act of walking home in the same clothes as the night before after successfully smashing tackle. b) Newcastle United’s first half tracking back at Manchester City yesterday.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Right, I’m entirely sorted for Wembley outside of being to afford a #pint down there. ‘Live Aid’ but it’s me being paid NOT to play guitar around town.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I’m just checking Lloyd Kelly has gone to Juventus for £20m on here too, just so I’m sure Twitter isn’t tugging my tackling gear.

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

Roger Thames was sitting a few rows in front on our flight back to Newcastle the other day. Just incase you’re wondering what the stars are up to.. #TMZ

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

The ‘95-97 kit got reissued just the other day, and all of a sudden people are speculatively talking about Newcastle United being in the title race. Hand over the Turin Shroud to the Oxfam shop in town. We’ve discovered an even more awe-inspiring piece of clothing.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

2-1 to Newcastle tonight. Not wearing the goggles in case that Cunha has a crack at nabbing them.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Liverpool might feel a little hard done by there with the decisions. There’s the opening half hour of the next Monday Night Football sorted.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure Bergvall is a decent player, and it’ll be proven over time. But at the minute he plays with the excited enthusiasm of an untrained Labrador off the leash. If he starts humping Curtis Jones’ leg I won’t be shocked in the least.

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

I can’t be far off having a go as West Ham manager.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

We are absolutely class.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Christmas to all, from one of the top 25,000 people in Fenham on a good day. 🤝

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Some very, very funny football knocking about this weekend.. All for it.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

If that’s Man Utd playing well, let’s hope they continue to play well

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Had to Google the one team Southampton had beat in the League so far this season. I assume they’re in everybody’s first three guesses.

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Out with 7 others that have all called it horrific. 8/10 £4.95 a half

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments

Confused a link to the ‘Saudi Gazette’ for the Shields Gazette, which would have been a real eye opener if I just wanted to check in on news down the coast. Apparently they’ve won the bid to host a sports event. 🧐

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen the same arguments online for three days straight now. So I’m going to petition for the Leicester game to be brought forward to tea time tonight. Allow us time to at least have a good run up at it. #NUFC

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments