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nuggutron.bsky.social

I caved and finally made an account here, let’s get weird. Wizard/Pirate/Mad Scientist/Horrible Octopus Monster I’m a Mindflayer

114 posts 80 followers 369 following

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Me, to my partner: what’s up, slime My partner: what? Oh, ha ha hey… The slime behind her: eats her

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reminder: you don't hate CNN enough, you just think you do.

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I don't know how, but my cat Johan got access to email

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Your riddles can’t slow me down Walmart. I’ve already cracked this one. Slim Jim is the key to this trash can’s heart.

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Saying "candy" into a mirror three times to try to summon some candy.

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Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits

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I’d like to inform you all of a new bit which is that I will spend extra time writing extremely lazy mouth speech because why not. Fuck the oligarchs, message concludes

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Goddamn it’s been almost two months and I still cry every day because I miss him

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

the moral of dune is that you should get off the computer and go do drugs

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Oh yeah. Just hook this shit to my veins. What the fuck took me so long to get here? This place fucking rules.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

you can't save daylight now because of woke

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Ok so either the CIA is planning an Ocean’s Eleven level assassination or they approve of this, right?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Jumpin’ Junebugs!

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Hatch that like button, feed the comments, and care to share if you love to see MDiD thrive!! 🥚 #comics

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One thing you have to know about me; I will NEVER care about two white countries fighting each other.

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i speak of course of the king in yellow

submitted 14 hours ago • 19 comments

Turning all my clocks forward an extra hour so it really fucks me up when we have to switch them back