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I am at least four feet in length and I pose a threat to people, pets, or property
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Yall have no idea how hard it is to be queer and have good taste. I’m the only bisexual woman on earth who knows the truth about Chappell roan (her music sucks)

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This is how it feels to be onboarding for a government job tomorrow

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Posts you love to see 2 weeks before your honeymoon

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Me when I’m posting

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That “I’ll never get enough of this guy” meme but it’s me talking about my nephews who are PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you’re one of the people who doesn’t put the cart back “because it creates jobs” then you actually can’t get pissy about Philadelphians wrecking shit on broad street after sports victories. Having to remove a light pole from dilworth and then reinstall it is like 10 jobs minimum.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

submitted 14 days ago • 115 comments

half time show 2025

submitted 14 days ago • 62 comments

we’re doing it folks. we’re posting

submitted 16 days ago • 27 comments

Happy birthday twin!!!!!!! I’ll take sharing a birthday with this app over sharing one with Ronald Reagan any day

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

While bird flu is circulating, do not attempt to pick up or handle a sick or dying bird. If you see 5+ dead birds in one location, please report it to a IDNR wildlife biologist.  Do not bring wild birds into a veterinary clinic or wildlife center. For more info: chicago.gov/h5n1 #BirdFlu #H5N1

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments