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nukboi // he/they // 21 // 🇮🇹 // three times tin pin slammer world champion // not spoiler free // i do not do f4f, you absolute fucking cretins
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first as tragedy, then as a new thing i’m calling “tragedy II”

if i was president of the united states my first executive order would be to ban straight people from drawing porn. im sorry you people just suck at it, its not your fault.

its really funny to see people still doing the "heh we're forged by hard boss battles" bit because if you think about what games are for literally two seconds you immediately realize that bossfights are literally designed for you to beat.

OKAY!

it's Morgan Monday. if Ms. Roan likes gayass redhead lawyers she should play Of the Devil #otDevil

caves of qud

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

It's funny because an assistant robot actually has no reason to be a humanoid (an incredibly top-heavy and inefficient design) unless you want to market it to people who want to own slaves.

i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction

the console market rn: - nintendo switch :) - pc but shaped like a nintendo switch :) - glorified fifa arcade machine for european abusive boyfriends - the last xbox ever (your phone is an xbox now)

"If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?"

Reupload: We-We live in a society-warren art by @bentobitt.bsky.social

I don't know fellas it might have been a mistake to create an entire financial market around gambling over the value of fake internet money while interweaving a cultural narrative of rugged individualism that said "anyone can win the slot machine and if you don't it's on you."

finally deleted my instagram account for good

social media needs to be regulated and treated very much like we currently treat drugs. that's long term. in the immediate term? focus on the 75% of men who aren't voting for fascists. you will have more luck reaching and organizing them than deradicalizing Andrew Tate fans.

he's so neglected

american suburbs fucking scare me bro, this shit cant be healthy

watching the vod of the first card in the clip stream and he just said "korean kendrick lamar be like gochujang on the beat" and im just sitting here giving the screen the kubrick stare

this has been a completely surreal exam season for me because basically all i do everyday is wake up, study, maybe play an hour or two of games and then i stay awake until 2 am to watch a 5 hour vod of NL trying to put the chip in the cap. and at no point does he ever do it.

reason 154 to hate economists: they fucking suck at making graphs.

Okay, you KNOW there's a something wrong when ever Technology Connections does a 'Hey, there's a problem and it's you, please fix it' video. I know it can be hard, but please filter out as much algorithmic and AI-generated stuff from your consumption as possible and go SEARCHING for stuff you want.

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

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this is what i mean when i say the public doesnt know what it wants

I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

I would get the history of the witch panics right before posting saccarine dross like this. going-medieval.com/2023/10/20/y...

It's funny because nowhere in this call does the man say he voted for trump but that's not gonna stop the libs in the replies from gleefully scolding him and his neighbors about deserving this. Classism and othering is one hell of a drug I guess.