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Goodnight friends. Don’t let the forkers ruin your Sunday.

👀 NEW: the current under secretary of State for Management, Ambassador Tibor Nagy, has sent an email regarding OPM's request for five accomplishments: "No employee is obligated to report their activities outside of their department chain of command."

What’s wasteful is ordering feds to explain their jobs instead of letting them DO their jobs.

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

Who is responsible for this? 🤣

Oh, I love this! #RESIST

@dmbswiftie2.bsky.social just sent this to me. She's the best.

The week in review:

How i feel every day after watching the news or checking my work email... #Transformers #BeastWars

Wow. Color me impressed #Ohio. I mean, still sad it took you until the "Find Out" stage, but hey...

Soooo... THIS. IS. BULLSHIT. Is one of my 5 bullet points "Telling Elon Musk to fuck off"? Because that's DEFINITELY something I accomplished last week. REPEATEDLY. #RESIST

While it was directed at a different politician, i still feel Michelle Wolf said it best: "Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's lies."

Maine: You have an awesome Governor.

Me too, Trailbreaker...me too. #Transformers

"Business accumen?" The guy with HOW MANY bankruptcies? Get the fuck outta here! File this one under "Tell me you're stupid without TELLING me you're stupid". #FAFO

Plus #Transformers and movies.

Agree 💯. Particularly to my "agency brother" @altnoaa.bsky.social #RESIST

Even THE DOGS of Georgia are out in protest! I dunno @weratedogs.com, this might be 14/10 or even 15/10 material right here! #DogsOfBlueSky

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

You always remember your first. For me, it was #SledgeHammer. #CancelledTooSoon

I am sooooooo fucking on board with this! #RESIST

Never forget.

Given his complexion is that of an overripe cantaloupe, has anyone coined the term "Melon Felon" for that senseless waste of human life currently inhabiting the White House? Asking for a friend. #MelonFelon

Dammit! And here I thought it was my weatherman superpower! #MeteorologistHumor

This needs to be ALL of us. I'm in. Are you? #RESIST

Remember when team USA beat the Soviets in the 80s? Canada just had that moment and the US were the Soviets this time. Congratulations Canada 🍁

You may ask yourself...

Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires. I know whose side I’m on.

Buddy is doing his best Cheems. Wow. Much handsome. #MemeDog #DogsOfBlueSky #AdoptDontShop

Happy to admit i was wrong on this one!

I've been out there with these men and women. The 16 hour days are brutal but they NEVER lose spirit nor ever lose sight of their goal. This treatment is beyond insulting. Thankfully, they're also the sort to give the finger to that orange sack of shit and move on to the next mission.

Um... yes and... yes. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

Pittsburgh Penguins fans, a moment of silence for our collective voice: the legendary Mike Lange has passed. 😪😪😪 apnews.com/article/pitt...

Notice "Report" and not "Breaking News"...

We need more Dems like @aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social willing to step out and take the fight TO THEM! #RESIST

Given that my momma is both in #Ohio and pretty stupid, this isn't so much an insult but a statement of fact. Still funny...yet sad.

Man oh man Stephen Miller better hope he's wrong with his "only two genders" bullshit because one thing he is not, is a man