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Reminder that the metro-area availability of the #democracysausage in the upcoming #WesternAustralia election can be checked at democracysausage.org/western_aust...

Exceptionally warm overnight again across SW WA with more records falling, even above 2024 levels. Perth AP didn't drop below 29c until 4:40am. Donnybrook 27c, 0.9c above 1978 all-time record POR 115yrs! Bunbury 27.3c, 0.5c above Feb 2024 all-time record, 1.4c above 1998 Jan record POR 29yrs

It’s crazy how political leaders want to embarrass themselves in public so often At least in Australia they get it out of their systems by shitting themselves at a McDonalds

Well done on the fish-rearing mate! #Kevin

can someone in Australia marry me so I can stay? I don't offer much but I'm occasionally funny

Turns out it's not too much Single Fin and Ferrero Richer, I've got bloody covid again

Number of people on bus today? Me. Might ask if I can have a go

Spent most of the afternoon at a lovely family Christmas party. But felt cornered by a guy who could only talk about himself and how wealthy his relatives are. I went outside where it was 40C.

Saturday before Christmas? Time to head to the shops for something unnecessary and walk incredibly slowly

Next time I think it's a good idea to go out 3 nights on the trot I need to take a long hard look at myself. I have broken myself. And mastodon.au seems to be down this morning which makes me sad. Hope it's nothing bad.

Been to the cricket. Bus home has come from town. Never smelt weed so strong without someone actually puffing

In the Tyne it has taken to. Type that he s made absolute inroads. I don't know who hat to say

I'm playing wingman. But honestly this is horrific. If he doesn't bail imma have to take him out at the ankles or summat

There's about three ways tonight is ending. None of them are without beef vindaloo or chicken dansak

I'm sure it exists, but what is the correct way to tell your boss's boss's boss that she looks lovely with make up on? And should I even? She is "l" if that makes a differences

Found this little fella in town. But I'm not sure if it was me or not

Sometimes I chat to the uber dude. I got in the car and this guy opens with "I traveled 4 km to pick you and you're only going 2!". So that's nice

Having to shout directions to the bus driver from back of bus lol

I thought swoopy gal season was over? Just got the worst and most surprising pecking and scratching

It took me way too long to realise what I was looking at here. 🤪😂 **SPOILER** It’s the horizontal hole in the box where you pick it up from the side, just placed poorly 😜

Time for Polar Express

Still finding a couple of splinters of fiberglass to tweeze out of my hands. Gonna gloss over the bit about needing to use a fire blanket to put out a wok fire I started while making dinner.

Is all of Physio "So what movement has hurt this week?", <demonstrates>, " Cool, well do shit loads of that. See you next week"

Just used one of the self-order things in Macca's. How long has the payment screen defaulted to rounding up to next dollar for their charity? I dislike that.

Whole of metro area very smokey this morning with the fire up in #Cervantes. Hope they're all safe up there

got to the pub and the bar people say "where's your mate?" not "hi" or "how are you?" rude.

Quite remarkable. Not an opinion, but a demonstrable fact: the prime minister has rejected a policy his government promised for the good of the country in the name of short-term parochial politics in a state captured by vested interests. bsky.app/profile/adam...

Starting to think Ablo has some Brewster’s Millions style deal going on where he gets four consecutive terms as Prime Minister but only if he loses his first term in a landslide.

not the start I wanted - bus stinks of vomit

probably the only one in the office today and not really feeling it. Quite excited about going to #MargaretRiver tomorrow though. I did look at how much it would be to helicopter there. we'll be driving. should be able to take the crutches back to the hospital there from my accident though.

Have been playing with my #FuriLabs #FLX1 phone for a day now. Mostly good times so far.

one thing I look forward to #BlackFriday for is being able to see which retailers have quietly had my email address squirreled away somewhere and now getting to Unsubscribe.

Hi everyone. I'm Steve. I am an Infectious Diseases doctor at the Royal Melbourne Hospital in Australia. I do research mostly in Buruli ulcer but I also love travel medicine, tropical diseases, and general ID... and I draw most of my energy from teaching. #IDSky #MedSky

Well this is no good restoreprivacy.com/encrypted-me... #Privacy #Australia #Messaging

I should probably make one of these if I am going to use bsky more. Hi everyone! Name is Joob or KingJoob if you want to be formal. I live in Australia and only work to fund my MTG addiction