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numberphile.bsky.social
If you don’t have anything nice to wear, don’t wear anything at all.
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I need science to tell me why different shapes of chicken nuggets go better with different kinds of barbecue sauces.

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Miami is the first major city I’ve been to that doesn’t have a Chinatown

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🤣

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lmaooo

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I still just don’t understand why anyone would want kids

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Miami doesn’t have any night clubs. Only glorified strip clubs advertised as night clubs. Show me a fucking dance floor. I didn’t sign up to be sexually molested by girls I’m not interested in.

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Rolls Royce getting towed in Miami Beach lmaooo

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I tend not to view problems as problems if I also see a solution, and I’m also very good at problem solving which is probably why so many people think I’m cocky, conceited, bossy, etc.

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Wtf is up with my Duolingo icon?! I thought it was telling me I didn’t do a lesson yet today but I opened the app and I already did my lessons today. What gives?!

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Looks like I’m going straight back into partying nonstop starting like 3/26 😂

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Nothing is serious anymore

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Oh yeah it’s my half birthday today

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I’d rather get there an hour early than to get there a minute late

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My entire Bluesky news feed is @hankgreen.bsky.social and @theonion.com talking about football and football and politics respectively.

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The pigeons in Miami are white. This is so unusual to me as someone who has seen black pigeons all my life.

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I stopped saying happy birthday to people like a decade ago because I just had too many people to say happy birthday to. Like day in day out just like dozens and I got tired of it.

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I haven’t had good alcohol in a while. Everything I have been drinking has been crap lately. Or have I just become bougie? wtf 😩

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Hot take: designer babies are not unethical. Nay, it is the current system of ethics that needs fixing, and people wanting their babies to have certain traits are a facet of the paradoxical state of affairs we currently see as ethics.

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I just be getting headaches in Miami. This has never happened to me anywhere else before. Wtf?

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On an economics level, I actually kind of understand what Trump is trying to achieve. I don’t necessarily agree with it, and of course I can’t read his mind (if he even has one) but I can see some semblance in ideology that goes in line with the republican mindset at least in terms of economics.

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Welp. Just heard someone call a black bus driver the N-word.

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This is why I don’t post on Facebook anymore. Dumb shit like this got my account permanently banned

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This vodka tastes like regret. As in, I regret pouring myself a glass every time I do. It’s so fucking nasty. Don’t ever buy Rain Vodka.

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Nostalgia is a bitch

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I did not expect to be sad in Miami

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My problem is that I think I can watch and pay attention to two videos simultaneously. I cannot. But I do it anyway.

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ngl I’m missing my easy LA life right about now. Don’t get me wrong I love my job, working with my favorite managers again. Everything’s going great. I’m just a bit nostalgic.

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The most stressful part of my job is public transportation to and from my job. If I would’ve known public transportation in Miami was so terrible I would’ve driven my car all the way out here and back.

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The trolleys in Miami play the weirdest music lmfao

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Facebook is showing me less and less of what I actually want to see and more and more of things I have repeatedly told it I don’t want to see.

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I changed my handle to numberphile because I can. Apparently they don’t have a Bluesky account yet lol

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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

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I’m a little sad for some reason even though things are going well and I have opportunities opening up to me that are beyond what I expected to happen. I have decisions to make. Not yet, though. But they are heavy on my mind.

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