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50% spider, 50% man, but not telling you which parts are which šŸ¤” Like a spider, I stick to stuff and I would also squish if you dropped a car on me 🫣 He/him šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦
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He put tariffs on a group of uninhabited Antarctic islands, but Russia and N. Korea are excluded…

Living in America today is like being in the Little Albert Experiment all the time

Dog back in the day you could work 40 hours a week and have enough to provide for a secret second family

Imagine being a top official at the State Department with 24 years of experience, and your new supervisor—Big Balls—cuts your salary to buy Bang energy drinks and Vineyard Vines shirts, then leaks the SSN’s of 300 million people. "Mr. Balls, sir, could I take off Thursday?"

If you liked my reply on someone else’s post and decided to check out my page, maybe give me a follow? 🄺 šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

That ā€œHE GETS USā€ ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s ā€œPersonal Jesusā€ - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.

Elon’s newest idea to turn things around in America: stop making pennies so he can buy another country’s highest government position

Things are getting wild on interstate 69

Saw a #T-Mobile ad featuring #Starlink for the first time. Y’all forget Elon used Starlink to shut down Ukraine’s communications? It’s cool, give a fascist more money 🤭

How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

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Elon Musk is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. This app literally exists because of Elon ā€œprotectingā€ freedom of expression. 🤔

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. looks like that thing from Men in Black that wore a human skin suit to blend in. He already has a worm in his head...

It’s time to call a spade a spade — especially when the evidence is insurmountable