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There's only one thing that can replace Pea Soup Andersen's and that's Pea Soup Andersen's 2: Pea Soup Boogaloo

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Stop asking "how many ferrets does everyone else bring in?" and start asking THESE questions in your next interview: "How many ferrets is too many ferrets?" "If a ferret is like a weasel, but isn't, do weasels count?" "is a weasel and a ferret friend or enemy?" "If you kept less chickens around you

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I wonder which city in Morocco has the most tang? I don't want to hear about Tangy or Tangier. I want Tangiest.

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Me, pitching woo to the wife: --(sweetly, sing-songy old-timey)-- letttttt me count the ways I love you --(moshing violently)-- 1. nothing wrong with me 2. nothing wrong with me 3. nothing wrong with me. 4. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I have it on good authority this is going to happen

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Me? I'm not voting for Cummo because I don't live there.

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Head baker: You punks need to make this bread! Twisted Sister: We're not going to bake it! No, we ain't gonna bake it!

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I jumped behind the curtains and sang a quick jazz diddy and then shouted "I'M POLONIUS MONK" and my wife didn't think it was so hilarious but at least she didn't stab me

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Really some of the worst things to come from game of thrones is people thinking martin is a genius, the word "fealty" and dire wolves.

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fwiw ive always thought south park was dumb as fuck and usually an indicator that someone was smarter than dumb but way dumber than smart

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"It's not the type of jacket you'd bring for a month of crabbing on the Bering Sea but it's the kind of jacket you could take to meet the parents. Your parents. If you want to protect them from being potentially nabbed by a trail shark. " cougarsmart.com/products/wat...

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I went prospecting for gold on Thursday and I'm still sore today. I'm going to charge people to come gold panning with me for the workout they'll get, and I'm keeping the gold they find. It's call a90u. You're only in if you care about golden abs, not real gold. That's for pansies.

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I do think there's something suspicious about men who write songs that contain the lyric "lover" unironically

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wanted donuts this morning, ended up with a weird kind of mediterranean "herby bean donut hole" they apparently call falafel.

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jake tapper is a bitch

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I bet the balding blondie of congress loves this, until forehead hair hits the tariffs

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So glad someone said this. IT had to be done.

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Best filibuster since Stackhouse

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ooh I just saw a thing about a nationwide protest on April 5

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Stephen Lang playing biblical judge Samuel as basically rafiki with the wrath of god is the best

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Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed. He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.

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When I read this article I had to go back to the byline to see if this was borrowed from the NYT or something. Outstanding reporting. There's some serious shit going down at SFGate.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling like anyone who said anything about creating a "permission structure for republicans" back in October should have like a flag on their profile, so you know that they parrot shit lines that make them sound interesting and that probably applies to most of their other takes

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

man fuck pete hegseth what a chump how drunk was he?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

weird but i demand competent pentagon leadership

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

We start with Broadway and then Telegraph

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

i swear that 90% of the population never heard the word "fealty" before GoT

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If you're being followed by Vin Diesel, shit is probably about to go down like a car over a bridge with a guy parachuting out of it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Dateline: Dinner and drinks?

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holy shit is obama there or something?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

jealous of the folks singers who got to take advantage of the time you could just replace the battle hymn of the republic with your own lyrics and call it groovy

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments