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oatman.bsky.social
You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.
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Why no, I’m not just asking to increase my credit limit with the intent of withdrawing every last dollar and fleeing this god-forsaken country, why do you ask?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Surely the officials will turn this game towards KC at any minute now…. Annnnnnny minute

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I was assured the NFL was rigging games for KC, wtf happened?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, I was told bad calls *only* go the Chief’s way

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I know this is spilt milk and all that, but man in light of everything going on, fuck the democrats to eternity for not actually behaving in accordance with their rhetoric these past 4 years.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Scrolling through all the anti-Nazi stuff on reddit

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Restore the “Well Fuck That” cut of Galaxy Quest

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

All I can say for certain after that is that my father is furious.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

We need a Batman but for white-collar crime.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait for the self-identification questions on job applications to go from “do you identify as male, female or other” to “are you now or have you ever identified as a Democrat”

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

My god

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

“In just his 7th year”. LMAO how long do you think an NFL career usually is?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The one redeeming quality of drunk shopping is that sometimes I fuck up the check out process and don’t realize it.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Nice to see Kevin O’Connell learned absolutely nothing from the Detroit game.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Oh he was 100% blocked into the kicker, but… makeup call.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Ah. Well. Nevertheless

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments