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The drugs are kicking in... Theirs, not yours. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Daedroth and Clannfear will send each other passive-aggressive, hand-written notes back and forth until you show up to fight them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

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The drugs are kicking in... Theirs, not yours. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Daedroth and Clannfear will send each other passive-aggressive, hand-written notes back and forth until you show up to fight them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Sheogorath: "And before you go... If I ever catch you stealing my voice without my permission, I’ll pop your skull out, invert your spine, and put you in the pear wiggler for eighteen years!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Having a low Alchemy skill may result in a 20% chance that you mislabel your potions and poisons. Which is the leading cause of injury and death in the Mages Guild. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Some people theorize that the ancient Ayleid ruins could not have been built by mortals, and were instead constructed by visitors from another realm called “Game Developers”. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Sheogorath: "And before you go... If I ever catch you stealing my voice without my permission, I’ll pop your skull out, invert your spine, and put you in the pear wiggler for eighteen years!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Having a low Alchemy skill may result in a 20% chance that you mislabel your potions and poisons. Which is the leading cause of injury and death in the Mages Guild. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Some people theorize that the ancient Ayleid ruins could not have been built by mortals, and were instead constructed by visitors from another realm called “Game Developers”. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Rowley Eardwulf: "And if you promise to buy something, I give you my word, I'll go be hideous in front of someone else." #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You found Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You are too thicc for this town #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

In addition to the undead, silver weapons also gain bonus damage when attacking people named "Scott", but only on Fredas after 2 PM. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

It is considered a health code violation to keep a goblin as a pet. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

A Master of Mercantile can use their coin purse as a blunt weapon. Attacks made while carrying over ten thousand Septims are often fatal. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You assume Jeff Goldblum is nearby. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

The graphics are amazing, but the frame rate is awful. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Your enjoyment of single-player games on easier difficulties infuriates the beast. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Most city guards cannot tell the difference between an ogre in a wig and Count Janus Hassildor of Skingrad. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Minotaurs have a well-documented weakness of being suplexed into a chasm filled with mustard. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Your life choices will lead you to unknown places… And scantily clad Khajiit. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Non-joke post: Enjoy some pretty Oblivion Remastered screenshots. :) I stand by the fact that a game's vibe is equally important, both visually and just in the mood or feel in some cases, as the gameplay. It's the vibe that I can often just get lost in. #TheElderScrolls #OblivionRemastered

Your enjoyment of single-player games on easier difficulties infuriates the beast. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered

Imperial Guard: "Why can’t you just let me drink in peace? I get two hours to rest and you continue to badger me about summoning horses made of ham. I don’t want your damned ham horses!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Valentine's day? I wish. But I do have friends who love me. Still looking for that special lady. Until then, I get super mushy about my Argonians in Skyrim. ... Have this funny clip for when the hug animation didn't line up properly between my Dragonborn and Derkeethus. #Skyrim #TheElderScrolls

Your sexually attractive physical features have no effect. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Spell Tome: Yank Husband

Beginner Clogs of Conjuration

y'all might be bad at skyrim but you'll never be "spawned dozens of dragons at helgen and died before leaving the character creator" bad

Spell Tome: Abhorrent Cabbage

Martin Septim: Should the battle go ill, I brought my stash of Argonian… “romance” novels with me. Do not show them to Jauffre, and burn them unless you intend to keep them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered

Your impeccable butt is affecting the Daedra. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Most city guards can’t process what you are saying while being stabbed. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Unlike the Mages Guild, the Fighters Guild doesn’t have a required minimum number of brain cells to join or maintain membership. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Your nipples are burning... Again. [Done] #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Please join me in wishing my mentor, teacher, and my dear friend @wesjohnson.bsky.social a very happy birthday. 🎉🎈🎂

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