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If you do enough damage to an opponent, you will kill them.

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

Urbul gro-Orkulg: No! This isn't the muffin shop! And if you ask me a fourth time I'm shoving a sweetcake up your nose!

submitted 662 days ago • 0 comments

You can only sleep in a bed that you are currently lying in. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

Your card was declined. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 431 days ago • 1 comment

The drugs are kicking in... Theirs, not yours. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Daedroth and Clannfear will send each other passive-aggressive, hand-written notes back and forth until you show up to fight them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Your regular Oblivion Loading content is up next! www.gofundme.com/f/tara-nicol... One of my best friends and collaborators on Oblivion Loading content needs some help. If you can't donate, sharing helps a ton. Nicole has helped with joke writing and illustrations. They are a good bean.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Testing.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

The drugs are kicking in... Theirs, not yours. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Daedroth and Clannfear will send each other passive-aggressive, hand-written notes back and forth until you show up to fight them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Sheogorath: "And before you go... If I ever catch you stealing my voice without my permission, I’ll pop your skull out, invert your spine, and put you in the pear wiggler for eighteen years!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Having a low Alchemy skill may result in a 20% chance that you mislabel your potions and poisons. Which is the leading cause of injury and death in the Mages Guild. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

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Some people theorize that the ancient Ayleid ruins could not have been built by mortals, and were instead constructed by visitors from another realm called “Game Developers”. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

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Sheogorath: "And before you go... If I ever catch you stealing my voice without my permission, I’ll pop your skull out, invert your spine, and put you in the pear wiggler for eighteen years!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Having a low Alchemy skill may result in a 20% chance that you mislabel your potions and poisons. Which is the leading cause of injury and death in the Mages Guild. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Some people theorize that the ancient Ayleid ruins could not have been built by mortals, and were instead constructed by visitors from another realm called “Game Developers”. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Rowley Eardwulf: "And if you promise to buy something, I give you my word, I'll go be hideous in front of someone else." #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

You found Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 532 days ago • 0 comments

You are too thicc for this town #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 525 days ago • 1 comment

In addition to the undead, silver weapons also gain bonus damage when attacking people named "Scott", but only on Fredas after 2 PM. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments

It is considered a health code violation to keep a goblin as a pet. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 391 days ago • 0 comments

A Master of Mercantile can use their coin purse as a blunt weapon. Attacks made while carrying over ten thousand Septims are often fatal. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 391 days ago • 0 comments

You assume Jeff Goldblum is nearby. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 203 days ago • 3 comments

The graphics are amazing, but the frame rate is awful. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

Your enjoyment of single-player games on easier difficulties infuriates the beast. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Most city guards cannot tell the difference between an ogre in a wig and Count Janus Hassildor of Skingrad. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 425 days ago • 0 comments

Minotaurs have a well-documented weakness of being suplexed into a chasm filled with mustard. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 424 days ago • 1 comment

Your life choices will lead you to unknown places… And scantily clad Khajiit. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Non-joke post: Enjoy some pretty Oblivion Remastered screenshots. :) I stand by the fact that a game's vibe is equally important, both visually and just in the mood or feel in some cases, as the gameplay. It's the vibe that I can often just get lost in. #TheElderScrolls #OblivionRemastered

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

Your enjoyment of single-player games on easier difficulties infuriates the beast. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

Imperial Guard: "Why can’t you just let me drink in peace? I get two hours to rest and you continue to badger me about summoning horses made of ham. I don’t want your damned ham horses!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments

Valentine's day? I wish. But I do have friends who love me. Still looking for that special lady. Until then, I get super mushy about my Argonians in Skyrim. ... Have this funny clip for when the hug animation didn't line up properly between my Dragonborn and Derkeethus. #Skyrim #TheElderScrolls

submitted 117 days ago • 7 comments

Your sexually attractive physical features have no effect. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Spell Tome: Yank Husband

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Beginner Clogs of Conjuration

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

y'all might be bad at skyrim but you'll never be "spawned dozens of dragons at helgen and died before leaving the character creator" bad

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Spell Tome: Abhorrent Cabbage

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Martin Septim: Should the battle go ill, I brought my stash of Argonian… “romance” novels with me. Do not show them to Jauffre, and burn them unless you intend to keep them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Your impeccable butt is affecting the Daedra. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Most city guards can’t process what you are saying while being stabbed. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments