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Eyeballs unequipped. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

It is considered a crime to have a tummy ache while fighting necromancers. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Oblivion Remastered received its first patch today, bringing with it various bug fixes. A second one focusing on performance improvements was promised to already be in development. Would you like to see anything else from the post-launch support of Oblivion Remastered?

someone already made this joke but whatever

Oh hey, would you look at the time.

slay 💅

Found Elon Musk's local watering hole in Daggerfall

Test render from Maya using Arnold, since I can't justify the price of V-Ray right now. By some magic, the very CPU-rendering heavy Maya and Arnold, which were misbehaving with some Halo renders, looks spot-on with the Low-Poly Knights assets when set to GPU render. #LowPoly #LowPolyKnights

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Kathutet: "I’m not talking to you anymore, you big meanie! You put wasps in my pants and smashed my fingies with your mace! So I won’t help you unless you say you’re really really really sorry." #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Your regular Oblivion Loading content is up next! www.gofundme.com/f/tara-nicol... One of my best friends and collaborators on Oblivion Loading content needs some help. If you can't donate, sharing helps a ton. Nicole has helped with joke writing and illustrations. They are a good bean.

I've written a new, short, Low-Poly Knights video! Gonna start it tonight. Some extra details are up in this Patreon post, but that's the gist of it if you don't wanna click the link. www.patreon.com/posts/131345...

Eyeballs unequipped. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

It is considered a crime to have a tummy ache while fighting necromancers. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

How long would you like to rest? <-------(Yes)----------------> >Yes Also yes

Spider Daedra have an innate fear of rolled-up newspapers, despite not taking additional damage from them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

There is a 15% chance that any potato in the game will become sentient and try to kill you. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

*checks inventory*

pummel the Quick Innkeeper to impress the members of The Blackwood Company

A land dreugh (pronounced "dreg") the size of a chihuahua walks up and smacks your shin. What do you do?

There is one brain cell in that skull and it's bouncing around like the DVD logo.

Kathutet: "I’m not talking to you anymore, you big meanie! You put wasps in my pants and smashed my fingies with your mace! So I won’t help you unless you say you’re really really really sorry." #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Spider Daedra have an innate fear of rolled-up newspapers, despite not taking additional damage from them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

There is a 15% chance that any potato in the game will become sentient and try to kill you. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

If you do enough damage to an opponent, you will kill them.

Urbul gro-Orkulg: No! This isn't the muffin shop! And if you ask me a fourth time I'm shoving a sweetcake up your nose!

You can only sleep in a bed that you are currently lying in. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Your card was declined. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

The drugs are kicking in... Theirs, not yours. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Daedroth and Clannfear will send each other passive-aggressive, hand-written notes back and forth until you show up to fight them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Testing.

The drugs are kicking in... Theirs, not yours. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Daedroth and Clannfear will send each other passive-aggressive, hand-written notes back and forth until you show up to fight them. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Sheogorath: "And before you go... If I ever catch you stealing my voice without my permission, I’ll pop your skull out, invert your spine, and put you in the pear wiggler for eighteen years!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Having a low Alchemy skill may result in a 20% chance that you mislabel your potions and poisons. Which is the leading cause of injury and death in the Mages Guild. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Some people theorize that the ancient Ayleid ruins could not have been built by mortals, and were instead constructed by visitors from another realm called “Game Developers”. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Sheogorath: "And before you go... If I ever catch you stealing my voice without my permission, I’ll pop your skull out, invert your spine, and put you in the pear wiggler for eighteen years!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Having a low Alchemy skill may result in a 20% chance that you mislabel your potions and poisons. Which is the leading cause of injury and death in the Mages Guild. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Some people theorize that the ancient Ayleid ruins could not have been built by mortals, and were instead constructed by visitors from another realm called “Game Developers”. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Rowley Eardwulf: "And if you promise to buy something, I give you my word, I'll go be hideous in front of someone else." #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You found Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

You are too thicc for this town #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion