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New word: Glimmervast (n)- A joyful sensation evoked by disproportionate scale—especially when encountering oversized versions of small or miniaturized versions of large, things; wonder or poetic distortion felt when one's expectations of size are subverted. #Merriam-Webster #wordsmith #poetry

If Trump imposes tariffs, he's a moron and a bully. If he backs out, he's a coward. Now, he's both.

#5E #dnd #ttrpg #writing Free rough draft of my group's adventures in novel form, for you fantasy/DnD fans. Maps/lite lore included. I'm no professional, so please be kind when leaving constructive feedback. drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 9a: "Packed Between Stone and a Hard Case" Visit for all previous entries + more nerdiness and absurd humor! #dnd #d&d #ttrpg

Behold! Mewtheuse, Demon Kitten of Clathaadra. #dnd #homebrew #ttrpg

Here, you're more than a familiar- you're family. #fantasy #ttrpg #dnd

Reminder: Trump is a rapist and best friend to Epstein. Therefore, most likely a pedophile.

Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 8: "A Close Cala and a Violet Death" Visit for all previous entries + more nerdiness and absurd humor! #dnd #d&d #ttrpg

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Trump is a Musk-y smegma-sucking, petulant, insecure puppet to the most vile pieces of wanna-be gangster shit on the planet. He's the ONLY reason I hope there's retribution in the afterlife.

I can agree with most of this. Especially, the point about it feeling rushed. Also, I feel that the lack of lore is a result of leaving more creative room for the growing popularity of Homebrew GM's, like myself. I AM happy the monsters do more damage; it always felt underwhelming. #D&D

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Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 7b: The Who, the Why, and "What the-!?" Visit for all previous entries. #dnd #d&d #ttrpg

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Sure, I *could* use ravens or owls in my #dnd campaign to send messages, but it's my world and I've chosen to use squirrels. What's some of your #homebrew world's unique flavor?

Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Cut Scene: If Half of Me is Gone, What is Left? (Visit for all previous entries.) Writer's note: Feeling this man's desperation and helplessness was just as intense as the frustration of trying to convey it in this scene. #dnd #d&d #ttrpg

Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 7a: Temporary Alliance, Eternal Loyalty (Visit for all previous entries.) #dnd #d&d #ttrpg "I'm done killing for a great leader.. Now, I choose to die for good souls." Brukkus of Clan Bloodcrow and Traitor to his lord, Niroh.

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Adding #ttrpg as a tag for this. Don't forget to thank @johntyson185.bsky.social for his wonderful contribution to the community!