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are you feeling it now mr krabs i am thirty years old
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there are so many people that hate federal employees??? do y’all know that park rangers, museum employees, and librarians are feds? why do you hate anyone with a govt job i just don’t get it

scrolling less has made me more creative and confident

charlie xcx was in her 30s at her hottest during brat. i know im destined to be absolutely insane at 32

id like to start being meaner tbh

charlie brown would've loved midwest emo

i literally only have x for porn. my main account is gone

Unfollowed all "alt" gov accounts due to the fact that several of them are making statements that don't pass the sniff test— such as taking credit for work that the Internet Archive does on its own. Or posting unverified claims from Reddit as factual information. I strongly urge skepticism.

every time i feel like a hot mess at 30 years old i remember im younger than lana del rey

At some point you gotta forget what a YouTuber from the early 2010s said about a video game and just try the game out for yourself and see what you think.

i have too much going on in my life rn i desperately need some nonsensical content

if i post monster peen will you guys still follow me

i need to find the most belligerent and insane people on this app or i will die

i have to say something unhinged but i don’t have twitter anymore anyways i just know people who have tongues too big for their mouth eat puthy 👅😽 something fierce

Whenever I feel homesick I go into a dive bar.

Today. People will be normal to me

Every week I try to reward myself for surviving another 7 day cycle

lol who’s going to tell them they’re practicing witchcraft?

feds going back to office makes no sense. my entire department is fully remote and hires across the country. where are we supposed to go???

it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite

Everybody up rn not knowing what to do cause they’d usually be on TikTok

*through tears* you know what? hell yeah

China said it may not be 1/19 where y’all at but it is over here 😭😭

so they’re upholding the tiktok ban but trump is working to keep it. idk something smells

can someone pls venmo me a margarita

Poly influencers on TikTok are braver than the US marines

prioritizing protection rituals

finally had enough energy to do some spiritual work this morning

please say hell yeah

i have to shake that ass it’s life or death for me

i wish i could kms temporarily

the severe lack of simps begging to lick me here also hurts

I'll just be over here making a fool of myself if you need anything.

i feel like if i yap too much, people get annoyed. if i yap too little, no one sees me

and honestly the engagement here got fucking obliterated.

i’m this 🤏🏾 close to going back to twit just for the nsfw community. the porn here fucking sucks

cnc kink is too broad. only a very specific scenario does it for me

are videos broken or is it just me