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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

submitted 18 hours ago • 11460 comments

A one-day boycott is performative. Make changes that are lasting, and maybe that will “disrupt the economy;” but until then, you’re just delaying your business to a different day. Big-name retailers aren’t going to feel or hear anything.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 1 day ago • 1592 comments

MSNBC is just Fox News for Democrats.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

When The Onion isn’t satire anymore…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When I tell you I can see the care and time put into designing the Helluva Boss merch from the packaging right down to the ends of the fucking drawstrings… 😮‍💨 @morganaignis.bsky.social and her team are killing it constantly. #HelluvaBoss

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

My mom said “it smells like vampires in here” when she was near my room, and yes finally.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Is it weird that I’m having an emotional reaction to a movie tie-in perfume? Because holy shit the vampire perfume is perfect, and I am FEELING.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m convinced that most of the designers for Hot Topic are just a bunch of people with cursory knowledge of “alt culture” and a Canva subscription.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 26 days ago • 582 comments

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

submitted 31 days ago • 1127 comments

My face read as “not happy” during work meetings this week, so I got a lecture on self-care and to basically just let things be. The world is on fire, but I guess I have to play pretend.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Oh shit! @amirtalai.bsky.social is on High Potential! My parents’ TV is absurdly blue

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve received like five letters in the mail from my health insurance informing me there’s a delay processing one of my claims… how about we stop wasting paper and just let me know when it’s either approved or denied?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

If having to take Bactrim for seven whole days isn’t the wake up call I need to start guzzling water, then I don’t know what is.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Swen Vincke is forever a top tier human.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact unrelated to anything in the news -- if you end up on a jury, and even if in the trial the defendant says "I did it and I'm not sorry I did it", you can still vote not guilty if you feel like it. You're allowed to do that. Pass it on.

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

I have a letter coming from the state rep for my district today, and I can't even fathom a guess as to why. Can they yell at you for being one of like forty people not to vote red in the county? 🤔

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

It’s 7 AM - time to watch Goodfellas for the billionth time.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Price gouging is shitty anyway, but it always baffles me when Helluva/Hazbin resellers list on eBay/Mercari for double/triple the price on things… you can still get on the official website for cheaper. Like?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Join us tomorrow...

submitted 81 days ago • 4 comments

Happy “Beetlejuice 2 is now streaming on Max” Day

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever con that Alex Brightman is at next, can someone just get him to sign a photo of him as Gary from The Union? No further context.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

If you're planning on rolling in and calling TST a scam and Lucien a charlatan, or any variation there of, just block me so I don't have to waste my time blocking you. I will not tolerate you. I owe you nothing, that is what you will get. Your weak rhetoric and sad virtue signalling aren't wanted.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.

submitted 94 days ago • 372 comments

Anyone who believes that any one religion, race, ethnicity, orientation, or lifestyle solely represents that which is properly American is incapable of appropriately serving the general good and should be considered unqualified to hold public office of any kind.

submitted 96 days ago • 11 comments