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octofussy.bsky.social
a beautiful trans 🏳️‍⚧️ hoe you want in your life DMs open I don’t give a shit
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how embarrassing to have a peenitz

totally forgot yesterday was my second birthday 😃💊💊

Skeletor got me pregnant

Wait, did New York elect a mayor that doesn't suck shit? Will @theonion.com be issuing a retraction? 😆

scratching my back with a banana

I hate going in to the office cuz it means I have to be away from my baubles and treasures

"Does DOOM know how to throw a party or what? You will acknowledge DOOM as the one true ruler of Spring Break!"

when you're a size queen on the hunt

Pit fiend bounty hunters vs bodyguard with charge

@savannahjean.bsky.social when I finally move and we start recording together

rip anne burrell, sorry I thought you were beheaded in 1536

HAPPY CUM MAN DAY

Happy Friday the 13th, y’all. If anyone needs me I’ll just be here, existing, doing absolutely unhinged things in the name of queerness.

one of those days at work where you’re not sure if you’re still worthy of love

Bandits (HMU for commission work)

Spraying the ICE agents with paint using a repurposed fire extinguisher appears to be a turning point in this confrontation in Tucson today. Same tactic worked well against around thirty cops at a Montreal protest in Nov. 2024, blinding at least one and forcing a whole unit to retreat down an alley.

hey companies a sure fire way to make your product attractive to me is to MAKE IT CHEAPER MY GOD the only fuckin takeout food I can afford right now is gas station food jeeee-sus

priest caught me stimulating my nethers using a vintage Indigo Girls cd case as an implement again

calling my mom to tell her I finished BG3 and I’m a hero

Last couple of days before a haircut

smokin dat super soldier serum

I took this pic specifically for you @smeagolsfree.bsky.social

Forest floor

Sketchbook. Drawing big on cheap paper is FUN.

Trivago teeth is what nightmares are made off!

IM SORRY ASTARION IS A PAIN IN THE ASS AND I LEFT HIM AT HOME IN EXCHANGE FOR JAHEIRA US BITCHES GOT SHIT DONE

save me from the trivago teeth guy

Rach REMEMBER to scrub off the permanent marker tonight I don't need ultrasound tech wondering what a puppycunt is