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@howelldawdy.bsky.social they had your song at the store. congrats

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thinking about giving myself a zenithal highlight

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if the metric system is so great why do they say like 2700 kilometers instead of 2.7 megameters. it's because they actually can't stand it either. stay strong and don't give them a furlong

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i hate when i spend too long in the shower and my fingertips get all messed up and the walls fall away and im floating above rainbow road. yoshi watch out!! wario has let slip a blue shell destined for the back of yoshi's head. he can't hear me. he doesn't deserve this. am in hell?? are they ??

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"the devil's handshake" is when you eat a bunch of trail mix right out of the bag without checking for raisins

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me reading about the frog in the boiling pot: what a pity it is, these lesser beasts bereft of ken. nature's cruel jest me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter

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my job at the guinea pig hay factory is to eat some of the hay and sort it by sweet or hearty. it's honest work but the doctor says if i can't get my fiber down soon i'm gonna look like the plant dad from goosebumps

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peanut butter flavored peanuts... you can't make thisnup 🙈

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the doctor said i'm at risk of island gigantism if i don't stop living free from the constraints of predation and/or competition

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me when i hear the Oath to Order

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jesus

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car headlights used to have the soft warm countenance of a yuletide window. and now opposing traffic at night is like looking directly into chernobyl

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lowes...... thank you 🥲

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these are my boys. my beautiful sons

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this is one of the jaegers from pacific rim you're not supposed to say

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in havahd yaaahd straight up pahkin it. and by it haha. well. let's just say. my "caaaaaaah"

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castle vania

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trying to relate to the struggles of my pal Theseus but we never seem to be in the same boat

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we took a photo before and after telling this girl she's beautiful

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mario and luigi's canonical voices are click and clack from car talk

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clay doll

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the doctor is prescribing me Indoor Advantage+

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watching the subway guy make my sandwhich

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the joy of marge

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when kids sing the alphabet now of days, instead of "lmnop" they sing "lmao bae". that's what they do now

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"i lived bitch"

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i just found out the movie redline is supposed to be pronounced like gasoline

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i want you in my roon

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they're debating whether homer's echo when he yells real loud in the kitchen is diegetic or if it's from dan castellaneta's recording booth

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