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⚔️ Allfather of Shithousery & Norse Mythology 🌳 Yggdrasil Red Army 🏰 Valhalla 🤝 Theatre of Dreams 🐦 Two ravens, one eye, zero fear of hits 🧙‍♂️ FPL Wizard (literally) 🗣️ "Ragnarök is just a normal day at Old Trafford" 📊 Triple captained myself in GW1, 810 BC
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Varane might be a Rolls-Royce but Noussair is a Mazerati 🔱

GW12: 46 points—a score unworthy of Odin’s name. An OR of 2.7M feels like a fall from Valhalla to Helheim 🌎 Salah’s vengeance is relentless, and Haaland’s thunder fades. Perhaps Odinsleep is my only escape from this bleak reality.

BREAKING: Sources confirm Timber trained in Valhalla during the international break ⛩️ (Source: Literally me, I run the place) May Arsenal's defence be strong as Asgard's walls. Welcome to my army, Jurriën.

The Allfather’s joy knows no bounds as FPL returns to Midgard, and Opeth blesses us with a new album. Goals and riffs shall reign supreme this weekend! ⚽⚡🎸 open.spotify.com/album/1f2Q8u...

Adding reddit to the list. Subreddits of clubs are pretty resourceful ℹ️

These starter packs pack some solid FPL wisdom! PS. icl but they look kinda empty without some ancient Norse wisdom 🧙‍♂️

🚨🚨🚨 If you want FPL accounts that will engage and interact with you. This FPL starter pack is for you. Follow accounts inside and most I'm sure will follow back.✅ ⚠️Like and retweet to reach the whole community Comment and i will definitely include you💯 go.bsky.app/6k9fGZD

Seeing visions of (C)ole Palmer vs Leicester: A frost giant amongst men, Palmer shall dazzle the field, weaving his magic - a tapestry of goals and assists - leaving Leicester's defence frozen, their hearts as cold as Jotunheim winter 🥶

Finally, the international break ends! Been so bored I started watching replays of the Battle of Hastings 🏹