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Girl. 7.62x39mm. She/Her Special Forces, 506th Orbital Drop Shock HRTroopers. 🏳️‍⚧️ God forbid a girl loses her gunfight.
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No democrat should vote for anything in Congress until Musk is fired and all the federal funding he zeroed out on a whim is restored. We simply cannot have a democracy when the Executive's zonked-out Vizier moves fast and breaks things he doesn't understand, which is all things, because he's stupid.

see? she's so mad

Coming up with with Dr. Pepper substitutes with with @hoodiewife.bsky.social and she's mad at me that she didn't think of "PhD. Pepper."

I love boneless wings :3

hrt route of admission? hollow point

spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

I don’t like retreating :/

i love real robot.... i love you mechanized infantry i love you beam sabers... i love space battles so muchies...

I’m always saying this

Muscle #myart

Beware the old soldier, for she has lived through far worse than you could ever imagine

you call it a polycule but it's ACTUALLY a Battalion of male-to-female transgenders. We have unit patches and everything :3

this is a dril tweet

install plz @lex-lumina.bsky.social

Being fully proven correct that Cortana needed to be goth

"we suck off the rank, lieutenant - not the girl."

"Think we overshot the LZ by a few miles" "I'm so glad you're fucking thinking, Private Sophia. 8 months in Replygirl Basic Training and not a goddamn thought comes out of your head but the moment we land in France you're thinking." "Captain please stop yelling at me I'm getting dangerously horny"

Yeah

The feminine urge to wage a proxy war

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

Do you not yet know the depths of my love for you? Each time you are defeated I am victorious, each of your curses are my blessings, and your news of your sorrows balms my own. For you, my dearest enemy, I feel nothing but the deepest affection.

ConCLAVEn

this website is on another level

if musk survives this trump term you can go ahead and put the whole of the CIA out to pasture

yo dawg, we heard you like Gulfs

meeeeeeeeeee

The JACKRABBIT Unit (ft. @straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social and @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social)

Current mood

#MLS TV Execs: Hey how is that Sesson Pass interlude jam comming along? Not looking for anything too crazy just something pleasant to listen too. *Person looks up from his sun glasses with his feet up his desk* Prepare for this... *hits space bar*

time to vibe to the MLS Season Pass interstitial music until #LAvMIN starts