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Star Wars remake but the rock and kevin hart are c3p0 and r2d2 also rdj is luke and kevin bacon is chewbacca but it’s just kevin bacon without a costume so he’s just some guy named chewbacca

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fun fact Finally Free is still the best song on Scenes from a Memory

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

That’s not gonna stop me from fucking the sexy robot girl

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

And Luke is NO BETTER “Don’t go on an adventure with this insane old man” Haha you’re dead now and can’t stop me “Don’t go fight Vader yet” What could possibly go wro— [loses a hand, gains a dad] “Go kill your dad” [kills the emperor instead out of spite]

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Basically I fucking love star wars and all of anakin’s irrational impulsive decisions that ruin his life and the lives of literally everyone around him

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Let’s contrast when Anakin DID listen to others “Anakin! Drop!” SHIT! [falls over] “Stay in the ship!” [shrugs, immediately goes into space and destroys a command ship] “Stay on Naboo, keep Padme safe” Absolutely, no objections. [makes out with a senator]

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I wonder how Star Wars would have turned out if Anakin spent 5 nanoseconds accepting the advice given to him and actually listening to orders

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

fun fact I used to absolutely hate mandalorians because a cosplayer was an asshole to me at a con

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

A virus-type digimon named chlamydimon

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May 4

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Can we please PLEASE Stop being so fucking horny for Samus Aran? Seriously

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

tbh the only thing I want from the mcu right now is more stories showing characters being snapped out of existence and returning and adjusting to life 5 years later Hawkeye did this VERY well with Yelena when she vanished and reappears in the same 2 seconds

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING CAN’T TELL IF THIS IS TRUE OR DREAM

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Barbatos Lupus Rex is one of the single greatest gundams ever made

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Happy #BandcampFriday - all of my discography is pay-what-you-want, so if you want some cool emo-pop/pop-punk to add to your rotation, I’ve got some cool recommendations for you over at everender.com!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You ever start yapping online about a particularly epic moment in a show that you’ve long abandoned for at least a decade and you suddenly have memories pouring in? Yeah I just did that over small candy colored horses. Fuckin Reddit is wild man

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So we can all basically agree that Qui-Gon Jinn is the single greatest Jedi ever, right?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So during the ancient egypt arc of the yugioh dm anime happens, the whole cast goes back in time right? what language are they speaking? Are yugi and kaiba still speaking Japanese? Is Atem speaking Japanese? What language are the pharaoh’s servants speaking? How do they all understand each other?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It’s definitely a short list of sentai characters that are top tier But I’ll be damned if HououRanger, GokaiYellow, and HurricaneBlue aren’t the best women in sentai And they’re just the first ones that come to mind

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I want a Batman movie where it’s just two hours of Bruce in full costume laying on a couch watching tv and eating crayons

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Purgatory Eternal would be an amazing album name for a progressive metal band like Anubis Gate or Obscura

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Space is way more terrifying than open oceans Yes Thassalophobia is very much a thing. It’s horrifying just like megalophobia (which often go hand in hand) But the ocean has creatures Space has nigh infinite nothingness. Empty and silent

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment