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submitted 6 days ago • 124 comments

Lives rent free in my head #discoelysium

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Drake rn:

submitted 14 days ago • 69 comments

triple down on building meaningful connections

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

i aint crafty but i can make your bedrock

submitted 18 days ago • 19 comments

Canadian here: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Ultrakill

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

due to an increasingly destabilized american economy, one must imagine smaller dragons

submitted 20 days ago • 25 comments

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

submitted 23 days ago • 383 comments

Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Aiming carefully, holding your breath as you pull the trigger, and hit the target from 500 yards with a tranquilizer loaded with highly-concentrated estrogen. They fall to their knees under the weight of their new massive, expanding big naturals. Call that a successful yassassination

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

A Hadestown original Broadway cast pro shoot is actually happening…. God bless…. God bless……..

submitted 24 days ago • 29 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 48 comments

Whenever I get down, I know it’s time to repost my favorite Scooby Doo fan art I’ve ever made

submitted 25 days ago • 50 comments

this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

submitted 30 days ago • 36 comments

Would.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

ceo: ok so let’s take our product board members (in unison): yes ceo: and make it worse board members (in unison): yes!

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

The photographer (rightfully) hated every person in this article and did everything they could to make them look evil. Worth a look just for the images.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The bean was big It was the world that was smol

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Unless they’re agreeing with you, ignore everyone born into money. Their luxury lives are maintained by our abject misery and they tend to just see that as how it should be.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

it's crazy how much smarter I am than everyone. also how my choices are moral. the things I like are also good. they are good because I like them.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments