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I’m nice now.
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Lunchtime balcony doggo.

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Crashing the economy to own the libs.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is a really bad time to be considering buying a house, right?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What happened to them? open.spotify.com/track/1hTXo2...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Just look at this dog, ok?

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my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

submitted 8 days ago • 380 comments

Impeach this dumb bitch

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I exercise like a maniac, but only for cake-related purposes.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s a dog.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Shit’s so bad out there right now I’m jealous that my dog gets to be on Prozac.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Well this is some bullshit.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Well this is some bullshit.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance

submitted 18 days ago • 2070 comments

Here’s a dog.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks when real life gets in the way of my yelling on the internet time.

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submitted 30 days ago • 58 comments

My fingers are getting really tired from flipping off Teslas.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

submitted 31 days ago • 1340 comments

Seems bad!

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Will there be tariff-induced panic buying at Costco today? We will find out!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night

submitted 36 days ago • 23 comments

"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!" over and over and over again until I die.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 37 days ago • 630 comments

Hi that was a coup last night in case no one mentioned that to you. The executive branch seized the power of the purse the Constitution gave to Congress, which is a pretty authoritarian / illegal consolidation of powers move. Time to go yell at your reps, the media, etc.

submitted 40 days ago • 64 comments

Had a weird sex dream about Bryan Johnson and now I’m immortal.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

If there really are no consequences for doing a nazi salute on live television, I feel that we are truly fucked.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.

submitted 47 days ago • 116 comments

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

submitted 47 days ago • 144 comments

"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!" over and over and over again until I die.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like reverse Christmas Eve from hell

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

Letting a fascist criminal take over the country instead of arresting him because of 'decorum' cool cool cool.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The way TikTok/Bytedance is behaving right now is kinda proof that it should be banned.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Taking a break from my own mental health to focus on the news.

submitted 57 days ago • 20 comments

So mad today.

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Got the flu for the first time in my entire life. Not a fan!

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Going to hell * * Costco, the Saturday before Christmas

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I got a new vaccum cleaner and the dog is really mad about it.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Friday the 13th, hope something bad happens.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Love it when you can taste the air.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Got a bath, having a bad hair day, mad at me.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Tsunami warning scared my poor dog and now she’s hiding, thanks phone.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments