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ogmela.bsky.social
Mother to 1. Youngest of 4. Friend of a few. 🇳🇬👩🏾‍💻 日本語オッケd(^_^o) art by @gdbeeart
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Wanna Irish goodbye from this group chat so fuckin bad, I hate that the interface snitches whenever someone leaves lol. Like let me slide tf on out of here undetected PLEASE

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Happy belated valentines to all the lovers out there ❤️🥰😘😍💗💞💖❣️💓💝🫶🏾🤎❤️‍🔥🌹💐

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Depression really throwing a cog in my “be irresponsibly fine at 35” goals man 😭😭 I got 9 months to lock in

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

how in thee fuck did I do this 💀

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

In the pickup line watching Björk’s Lisbon set and the way I JUMPED when she casually went into Isobel like mamaaaa only you can make a 30 year old (what the fuck why are the 90s so far away) song sound brand new 😭😭😭😭 möther please!!

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Put on makeup and went outside 🥳

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

This barely has the chance to THINK about ending before I slam that repeat button 😂😂

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

•yes, I did •not with who I thought I’d be when writing this 😂 •now woefully back at square one 😔

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

*brushes dust off mic*

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

Had nuggets fries and a McFlurry today because 3 days on a liquid diet literally turned me rabid lolol but hey my mouth doesn’t hurt and I didn’t eff up the sutures or get dry socket so 🤷🏾‍♀️

submitted 636 days ago • 0 comments

Me walking in from the gym: I feel like I forgot something..: Waffles:

submitted 639 days ago • 1 comment

This influx of new social media platforms is doing the opposite of its intended effect in that I’m so overwhelmed by needing to context switch so often that I’m actually offline more lol

submitted 639 days ago • 0 comments

Oh this cracker discourse is 💀💀💀💀💀

submitted 648 days ago • 0 comments

“Eating crackers” is slang for when you eat white people ass.

submitted 648 days ago • 11 comments

Y’all are wordsmiths 💀

submitted 648 days ago • 0 comments

Curse you, dental work!

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

Took a Motrin and forgot I wanted to go out tonight 😭😭😭

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

Not the bird app actually being rotisseried 💀

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

Cool, another great day being an American citizen.

submitted 650 days ago • 1 comment

13/4 dentists agree, very effective treatment

submitted 651 days ago • 0 comments

Bout to be a whole lot of head scratching

submitted 651 days ago • 0 comments

✨outside …. Kinda.

submitted 652 days ago • 0 comments

今夜デートします✨

submitted 652 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe if we didn’t let BE dudebros who think the FE is just pretty pretty CSS and if statements in JS weren’t let loose on tickets and ramming them through MRs without proper testing we wouldn’t have breakdowns in functionality you motherffuufjfjfdksbsbdhjssbd 😤😤

submitted 653 days ago • 0 comments

Living, breathing embodiment of a soft life

submitted 654 days ago • 0 comments

😂😭

submitted 654 days ago • 0 comments

Vibe check. A couple of these are…uh…extremely circumstantial lol.

submitted 654 days ago • 1 comment

“But truth be told…all newborns are assholes” is a text I didn’t think I’d ever send, but here we are 😂 helping my bestie through the 4th trimester. But it’s true; newborns suck at everything. Can’t sleep. Overeat bc they don’t know what they’re doing. Can’t regulate emotions. A whole mess.

submitted 654 days ago • 1 comment

Patti LaBelle Patti LaBelle’ing will never not be amazing. Put them words on bigger cards and change them at the right speed. Stop fucking with her.

submitted 654 days ago • 0 comments

If you tryna fulfill a role, do it all the way, or quit playin on my phone 😌😇

submitted 654 days ago • 0 comments

Not me having 3 codes now lmao who watchin 👁️

submitted 654 days ago • 0 comments

At my mom’s house to do laundry and use her air fryer, like the good millennial I am 😌

submitted 656 days ago • 1 comment