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It’s me, open-tuning guitar guy. I’m going to try out every single instrument in Guitar Center. Hey, I think your D string is a little flat. SIKE! They’re all D strings.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

My kink is telling people I'm going to buy their stuff off Facebook Marketplace, tediously arranging a pickup time that works for both of us, including lots of personal details in the process, then not showing up and ghosting them completely.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Whenever you're feeling down, just have your favorite baseball team play against the Colorado Rockies six times in ten days.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

When it comes to NYC politicians, they all say pretty much the same things. Affordability, transit, crime. Some emphasize crime more than others. For me, all I care is how embedded they are with the real estate industry. They are being paid to keep New York a millionaires-billionaires-only town.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

A must read, excellent list of the many, many reasons why Andrew Cuomo can go fuck himself. DON'T RANK CUOMO.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Shakespearean, really. A deep, lasting friendship between two powerful men, destroyed by the very thing that brought them together in the first place, a shared desire to destroy the planet while robbing it blind and having people call them cool online.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

You can always tell it’s wedding season when you start to see the cellists emerging from their long winter’s dormancy.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The #lifehack community has been in the pocket of Big Lint Roller for years

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow less of a clown than Andrew Cuomo

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

This is some of the wildest shit I ever heard: John Tyler, who was born in 1790 and was president 20 years before Abraham Lincoln, had a grandson who died six days ago. www.npr.org/2025/05/29/n...

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Is the City Connect Mets vs. Rockies in purple road jerseys the most purple that has ever been on a major league field?

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

#ThisCouldBeUsButYouTrippin

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Been saying this since 2016: Theo Epstein needs to take over the Rockies pro bono.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Suggested new baseball tradition: When the last pitcher on the staff has a relief outing so long that it practically guarantees he'll be sent down the next day, the best-paid relievers on the MLB roster should chip in for a super luxury stretch limo to chauffeur him to his next destination.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Many believe Long Island City is so named because Queens is actually on Long Island. They're wrong. It's named for Long Island in tribute, because everyone drives like a total asshole.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

My 4-year-old is afraid of Toy Story 2 but not the New York City subway. We ride it often, we have many positive interactions with strangers from all walks of life, and we reach our destination safely and somewhat efficiently for $2.90. It is a modern miracle that we take for granted.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Things for getting stuff out from between my teeth, ranked: 7. Wooden toothpick, intact 6. Dental floss 5. Fancy brush-like toothpicks they sell at the pharmacy 4. Dental floss pick 3. Wooden toothpick, carefully splintered into a narrower form 2. My toothbrush 1. An MTA Metrocard

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

submitted 19 days ago • 48 comments

Here’s the thing - Bluesky isn’t about being the right kind of communist, or harassing the right kinds of people. It’s about the Mets let’s go Mets baby love da Mets hit a sac fly to win it

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

It’s Memorial Day, and Huascar Brazoban and Reed Garrett have a combined 0.99 ERA over 54 1/3 innings.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

From the first two months of his multi-year contract it is clear that Juan Soto is another Mets big-ticket free-agent bust like Carlos Beltran and Francisco Lindor.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

My 7-year-old contends that Batman does have a superpower, and it's that he is entirely unbothered by wedgies. Doesn't even notice 'em.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, but look closely: See the shape of the curb? That rusty grate with a faded “FOR LEASE” sign is actually covering a garage! I cannot in good conscience block that with my car. I’ll just leave it right here in the bike lane instead.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I miss the good old days of last week when the Mets were good.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Wow, people say you shouldn't let AI plan your kids' birthday parties but Pin the Mustache on The Fuhrer is a hit!

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

It would be funny if Happy Gilmore 2 turns out to be grim, serious Oscar-bait where Happy wrestles with his mother's abandonment and the trauma of his father's death by slapshot.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

It seems like everyone's big fear with extraterrestrial abduction is always the anal probing, but really, what hole would you rather have probed? I've had like a dozen colonoscopies, it's no big deal. Not trying to have space aliens stick a probe in my eye.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Anytime a reliever loads the bases in an inning but escapes without allowing any runs, that’s called a krod.

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

I don’t like to call anyone small-time but any Yankees fans taunting Juan Soto are the smallest of small-time. They’re having the smallest imaginable time. You root for the New York gd Yankees bro.

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

The Brooklyn Bridge should stop jaywalking and darting into traffic.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments