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ogurchick.bsky.social
Eastern Europe and Caucasus enjoyer, a bit long-winded, joyful man
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20 year olds in 2008: the bacon narwhals at midnight 😹 20 year olds now: the jews control the media.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

You won't catch me gormless. I'm fucking gormful, I'm gorm-maxing, in gorm mode. Won't catch me un-gormed. Do you even gorm bro?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Don't talk to me or my large healthy adult son ever again

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

[read another book voice] GET ANOTHER HISTORICAL ANALOGY BESIDES FUCKING INTERWAR GERMANY

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Sometimes I miss the 2010s DIY scene and yearn to slug ungodly amounts of PBR in a sweaty basement while some absolutely trash band called like "Skidmark City" oscillates between crappy punk originals and weird experimental stuff they clearly let their synth guy write. Bad tattoos everywhere.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You mean what if he was replaced by a... Young Pope?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Среда, после репетиции хора

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Then they're both Mozart and neither knows how to play the harpsichord why is this so fucking funny

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Star Trek Lower Decks' bit about using the holodeck to resolve conflict by having both parties pretend to be Mark Twain at the same time is one of the best holideck bits in Star Trek generally, imho

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Handing out zyns to a bunch of Silicon Valley VC bros. "So I hear you boys like to 'move fast and break things.'"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Erewhon execs get the wall

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

European underground resistances and partisans in the 40s poured sugar in automobile gas tanks, so I've heard

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Everything

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i need God to be real bc i really believe He wouldn't like all this

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

My D&D group complimented my Slipknot shirt ☺️

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

holodeck games where you punch nazis

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

Te asesinaron. ¿Quien quieres que investigue el caso?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Those who would give up essential liberty for a little treat, deserve to have a little treat, especially if it's a piece of carrot cake and a coffee.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The embodiment of disease makes her entrance in THE PLAGUE OF VENICE (1919)

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Live kitten cam in case anyone needs youtu.be/-m_nQT62B4Y

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

One of the more visible Jewish restaurants in Kyiv, Tsimes, has a characature of a hook-nosed Jew on the sign and a little statue of a Jew counting money out front. I've been past there, many of the dishes weren't even Kosher. There is a reason there are lots of Jews in NYC with Ukrainian last names

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

submitted 9 days ago • 59 comments

in like 2017 a French girl I shouldn't've been interested in is telling me how unimaginative English last names are (Smith's ancestors were smiths etc) but hon hon hon how the tables have turned when at 2 am we're looking for "Jeff Cocaine" in my phone, touché!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine blasting a cig directly after eating your McRib in the McDonalds sun room at the one off the highway. We used to be a fucking country.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Mentally I'm here right now

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I'm Slavic folk wisdom-maxing. I'm drinking only hot beverages after eating lamb. Got a cold? I'm going full onion and honey mode. Catch me sitting for a quiet moment before leaving on journeys. No fucking way I shake your hand over a doorway. Do you even pickle cabbage bro?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments