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Midnight mac

"So long, suckers," I sobbed. The suckers were my dearest friends. I'd miss them terribly

Me: ugh, I have nothing to do. All of my projects are on hold. Co-worker: oh, my department has been swamped lately. Maybe you could- Me: that's not my job.

"hmm, I wonder why my computer has been so loud lately"

Finally decided to scrape off my flesh and free my soul to dance across the night sky (start working out again)

Can't wait to flash my followers

I'm glad congestion pricing is finally in effect, but I'm not happy about the influx of people who don't understand that their bodies take up real physical space on the subway

I'm like if you were holding the Monkey's Paw and wished for an interesting personality

This is just a straight raw to jpeg conversion, cause I don't know what I should do to make it look better. Any wiser people have comments on how to improve?

Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

minestrone cowboy

Found a pebble in my burrito today. Still finished it tho #likeaboss

Slightly embarrassed by this