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ohfrizzell.bsky.social
Self-diagnosed silly goose. I love good pens, accessible buildings, and garden variety mischief. [they/he]
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Four interviews in a week marks a personal best. Feels good to feel wanted!

Our house: [has multiple cat beds, human beds, couches, and cushioned chairs for our cats to lay on] Oreo: [chooses the spare towel we keep on top of Tilly's kennel so he can watch TV]

You know things are bad when your recent exploits include applying for jobs in bluer states.

ER update: I got home around midnight and have the privilege of taking antibiotics for the next two weeks. On the bright side, I get to keep my hand.

Is it really a trip to your local rural ER if there isn't someone going full Karen beast mode in the waiting area?

I'm going to need someone to walk me through how annexing Canada, buying Greenland, or renaming the Gulf of Mexico is going to lower grocery and gas prices.

❌️ Eating well and exercising to better my health ✅️ Eating well and exercising to have better quality tattoo real estate

After several years, I'm finally finishing #TheMagnusArchives and I'm delighted to know What The Ghost is just as kitschy and ad-riddled as I had hoped. Bless the folks at Rusty Quill for this gem.

Holy bots, Batman! It's an attack of the fake OF accounts!

The fact that only SOME Enterprise rental places accept debit is ridiculous...glad I at least got my points refunded 😵‍💫

"Hi, can you schedule a jizz delivery for me?" is not a conversation I ever thought I'd have but here we are. IVF is wild.

Dunno what about my activity thus far has given Bluesky the idea that I want a bunch of math nerds in my discovery feed but the algorithm is gonna be really disappointed to know I voluntarily stopped learning math at 18.

But sadly, that’s not how it works.

There is no greater joy than the terrible, out-of-focus pictures I take of this noodle

Me: [opens Hulu to watch one of the same three shows I've had on loop for literal years] Hulu: YES HELLO HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NIGHTBITCH?