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"You are not just a cog in the machine! You are one of the people who must piss onto the radiator of the machine. You will be replaced hours after you run out of piss." Thank you, imagination.

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If I didn't work in SEO, I'd probably quit using Google completely at this point.

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I think people who get offended by call scheduling links are deranged, but I also feel the same way when someone sends me a voice note.

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hey so it's £384 more this year because costs and stuff ya know? please don't leave, as a valued customer we can give you a £317 discount for this year! While those competitors are all cheaper, they don't value loyalty like we do and will increase your fees next year. All love the insurance dance.

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BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really fucked up.

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I wish "Tomacco-like" was more widely used to describe unenjoyable-yet-compelling foods etc.

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Actually, Alexander wept because I went back in time and told him he could conquer the entire world and never get close to recreating the flavor profile of a $5 McDouble Meal

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Vegetables you have grown yourself really do taste better. You can harvest some of this effect by shamelessly lying to yourself as you prepare shop bought ingredients. To further enjoyment, combine this with pondering the percentage of dead monarchs who could never have attained such a tomato.

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You're at a business event. ~1% of the attendees have (intentionally) shit themselves, and are waiting for you to ask them about the smell. This is how it feels to use LinkedIn.

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Electric Wizard live album, cool - open.spotify.com/album/5lGuGk... Thumbnail showed _nipples_ so I checked the moderation options, pondered the options and am now thinking about Smell The Glove / ⬛, and now am thinking about 🐍⬛

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remembering there is no industry specific lotr gif account here

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In September 2023 I used a Cloudflare worker to create a simple crawl trap for ChatGPT, and then forgot about it. Now it's exceeding the free tier limits. I think means once they've crawled hard enough each day they dead end at a bunch of random WP 404s before starting again a few hours later.

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Upset with myself for only just noticing that Selmer-style tailpieces can nearly always take ball-end strings. I'd assumed that only loop-end would work, instead of buying whatever was cheapest at the time. I am cursed to forget this again.

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successfully recovered and re-tweaked my back in my sleep (???) somehow (???)

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AI profile pics always remind me of the boudoir photography scene: "YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. LET ME JUST ADJUST MY LENS HERE."

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Every now and then, someone posts about finding "hashtags" (URLs with #anchors) in Search Console. Here's what's up with that (and none of this is new). Most search features report on the canonical URL (the main URL used for indexing), a handful don't. Sometimes search uses anchors -

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wow!

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every time I take codeine "actually, I don't feel that bad anymore, I'm probably alright to go out later"

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I don't think I've ever encountered a "strength standards" thing on social media where at least one of the items wasn't wildly out of proportion with the others

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Played a little Stasis: Bone Totem last night 10/10 bleak talking toy backstory 10/10 logic I will employ the next time I find a recently flayed man in a ritual circle on an abandoned oil rig.

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having idea

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have you tried practicing mindfulness and keeping a gratitude journal. are you drinking enough water?

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libcom.org/article/poet...

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I can't do half of the jokes I enjoy on Instagram. I can't be like "turns out my doctor said I'm dying - which I'm sure some of you would LOVE" because I'd get a text from a client being like "are you okay" and a message from my brother saying "dad asked me to ask you to email him"

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for a bit

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✨ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Rather than honouring our ancestors by writing about why today's young people are the worst, we must break the cycle and write about why the young people of the final generation are the worst. They will be too lazy (_entitled_) to save themselves.

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sort of miss when agency decks had metaverse stuff in them

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anyone tanked a page by commenting "Glad to see a human wrote this - can't see any signs of AI garbage like As a language model, in your writing - great job!" yet?

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Have small hands (for a guitarist - wholesome): www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizC... Ignore limitations and use an 8 string youtu.be/rVFPZ6jE-V8?...

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Looking for a non-secure http link and couldn't find it because my fingers kept autotyping https.

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I practice bass and stream that for a bit It's the fear that someone might be watching which is good for me twitch.tv/ohgm

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