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submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

(i know they’re bad for the environment) but my new place has a gas range and i could fucking 🥜

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just remembered I have chicken nuggets in the freezer and coincidentally? I’ve also found the will to live for another 24 hours.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I know an ID photo does no one justice, but I truly didn’t realize how different (positively) I look now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

While packing earlier, I found my badge for the hospital I worked at in 2022-23 and my god, I looked like that?

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Thought I saw a post that said “name one person who died from bouncing on it” but alas, it was something much less interesting.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Oh yes, we do love a Siemens Mobility’s innovative S700 yes we do!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This song reminds me of one specific person and boy, he really died that night.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

never question the ACAB people again when they say cops exist to protect property, not you. A fucking car store. There's like 2 fucking cars in there, too. would cops ever do this for a woman reporting domestic violence?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I fucking love this city so much 🥹

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tearing down this highway was the best decision Seattle has made in a long time. 💙💚

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

When will the apps on my tv not need updating like?????

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Thankful I’ve realized that hearing cars that are seemingly missing a legal exhaust system roaring down the streets around your home at 2300 doesn’t have to be a thing. I can’t wait not to be free of this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

After much listening and consideration, I can without a doubt say that The Beast is my favorite track on Mayhem. I just thought y’all needed to know.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

One of my best friends that lives on the same end of town as I currently do applied for an apt closer to where I’m moving. Truly don’t know what I’d do without him.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I just can’t wait to be done moving and get to enjoy my quiet home with an extra large capacity washer/dryer that doesn’t howl like my current one does.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Looking for wall art but what if I just got a massive live laugh love decal instead 🤔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just go ahead and block the people following maga gays, it’s not like these people are hiding their beliefs ffs.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hi yes I’ll take a nonstop one way ticket here please.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Me: I need to spend as little as possible the next few weeks because moving is expensive. Also me: hires move out cleaners, buys new mattress, looking to buy new TV stand and coffee table. Sugar daddy sugar daddy where art thou sugar daddy 😫

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Packed another 2.75 totes and it feels like I own very little and entirely too much all at the same time.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You want to feel the beast WHERE?!???? 😳

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

NO COPS AT PRIDE just gay whales 🐋🏳️‍🌈

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The mood board when “Mayhem” finally comes out tonight

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My primary care made the tech retake my blood pressure today because it was normal instead of my typical 140s/90s. You better work (less) heart!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The main reason I can’t wait to move is because the smoke detectors here are haunted.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Guess my current lease doesn’t end until May 30, new townhouse wants me to take occupancy this week. Apparently in Seattle (prior to June 2024) all leases >12 months had to be notarized. Mine is 14 months and no notary was present. I dont want to be a dick using a technicality to break my lease but…

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

First townhouse is a no go. The Second? Oh I love her. I wish there was a bit more walkable nearby, but it’s a quiet one way street, already has an EV charger, AC in main level and main bedroom, and I tub that would actually be enjoyable to use BUT the primary bath is a big shower 😍

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Checking out two townhouses today: the first is very similar to what I have now, just north Seattle. 1 seat commute to work 30min. The 2nd is much nicer/newer, backs up to a park, no garage (dedicated parking spot, have to see if I can charge my EV), but adds a connection plus 10min drive to train

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Show up for my scheduled massage, doors are locked and lights are off, so I call their main scheduling line: Them: were you aware your appointment was cancelled? Me: If I knew my appt was cancelled, why would I be standing outside and calling you?????

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Oooh bitch.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Just reported my 2nd grade teacher (Mrs. Webber if you’re somehow still alive you had better die before I find you) for dumping my desk out on the floor in front of the entire class because it was “messy” and made everyone watch as I had to reorganize it. I suggest y’all do the same.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

First thought now that I’m done with Invisalign and don’t have sharp attachment pieces on a quarter of my teeth? Need to find a dude to make out with.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing like a little work from home day to make me realize how fucking haggard I look 🤡

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I’m working from home today so decided to make French press coffee and y’all I really forgot how much better it tastes, even when using old/low quality beans. Back in the cabinet it goes where I’ll likely forget about it again for another 7-9 months.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Sitting in a conference room with 8-16 other people for 12 consecutive hours today has made me want to take a long soak with a toaster and it’s only Monday??? sobs

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I’ll do something dumb like set my iced coffee on the fabric armrest of the couch instead of time COFFEE TABLE directly in front of me and it’s just like brain? Hello? Can I get a proof of life please?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments