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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

submitted 73 days ago • 93 comments

I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible

submitted 73 days ago • 75 comments

You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water

submitted 74 days ago • 15 comments

the library should host a monthly 'how to cook an egg' night where adults and children alike are provided a quiet, judgment free space to learn to properly cook an egg. this would do society a lot of good

submitted 74 days ago • 105 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 74 days ago • 1119 comments

(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship

submitted 73 days ago • 17 comments

santa taylor swift 🤝 flying to the house next door

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it

submitted 75 days ago • 8 comments

ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your..your tater tots? ME: you heard me

submitted 76 days ago • 249 comments

Movies used to be about men solving problems with their fists. Nowadays men get fisted on camera. I think I torrented the wrong file

submitted 75 days ago • 139 comments

Humans are the only species who have ever managed to invent Arby’s

submitted 76 days ago • 17 comments

a “Full English” is when you prank a buddy by secretly filling their toilet tank to the brim with baked beans

submitted 76 days ago • 16 comments

My manger brings Wise Men to the barn / They’re like, we traveled so far / Damn right, followed the North Star / I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

I don’t appreciate a song starting with the insinuation that I know all the underground reindeer but not the most famous one of all time like I’m some kind of hoofed animal hipster

submitted 80 days ago • 81 comments

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

submitted 81 days ago • 725 comments

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

submitted 81 days ago • 192 comments

I can't work out if this card is for a good occasion or a very, very bad situation.

submitted 82 days ago • 15 comments

Foodie: Hmm the crisp, sharp notes of this French Chablis will pair perfectly with tonight’s lemon sole Me: This wine is 13% and has a hedgehog on the label I’ll take it

submitted 82 days ago • 16 comments

The PF in P.F. Chang's stands for Phineas and Ferb

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

calls son at college Pop quiz, son “Ok” What’s the opposite of a hot dog “Um…a cold cat?” Exactly. Now let’s talk about Fluffy

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris

submitted 83 days ago • 88 comments

watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert

submitted 84 days ago • 28 comments

#yachtrock

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Nice holy infant you got there. Would be a real shame if someone were to make it…tender and mild

submitted 85 days ago • 15 comments

[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!

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“The horrors persist but so do I” i say, for the 5th time whilst trying to finish a Crave Case from White Castle

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got fired from red lobster for naming the lobsters in the tank and asking people if they are sure they wanna order genevieve

submitted 87 days ago • 19 comments

my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about

submitted 84 days ago • 91 comments

GOAL - Jamie Vardy #Leicester 1-0 #WestHam

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments