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This video is the equivalent of watching the 2nd tower collapse on 9/11 but for the roller coaster community.

I beg your pardon???

It’s kinda crazy how you watch a movie like Mean Girls and you’re like “damn high school is cruel” and then you watch this dynamic and realize it actually never goes away it just becomes way more sinister 😭

I hate that The White Lotus airs on Sunday nights because what do you mean I’m supposed to go to bed now and prepare for the week ahead after watching that, I am SO activated right now!!!

It’s actually low key crazy how much people speculate on female celebrities getting work done when male celebrities walk around like this with no noise…

Happy str8 pride btw

I genuinely wonder what him and Taylor talk to each other about in private because this man seemingly has the IQ of a goldfish…

Welcome to the resistsnce gravity

Everybody say a prayer for the Hell’s Kitchen/West Hollywood gays and their $3 mesh polyester crop tops from SHEIN and TEMU

Amazing things happening on Twitter…

Kristi Noem showing up in full glam with a blowout dressed in border patrol gear… this is DRAG hunny

Pamela Anderson I’m so sorry you were passed over for this bull shit 😭

And when those tickets are going for $9 on stubhub the day before the show… I may just have to go I fear!

She looks like her mom died in the Amazon while she was researching spiders

Two autistic men stand before me…

Iykyk

Horrifying

Good morning

Do y’all ever hook up with the less attractive guy in the relationship just to humble the hotter one a bit?

In retrospect, this era of music was probably the biggest indicator that Trump was going to win in 2016

Not to sound like a dumb bitch but imagine being a fish in the ocean and then just getting scooped up by a helicopter and dropped on top of a raging fire like… ijbol

Shoutout to whoever is seeing nosferatu at 7:45am on Christmas Day at the Kips Bay AMC.

She looks like she raided the costume department at the Disney Channel in 2002…

Festive check-in

The best holiday season we’ve had in recent memory was that one year when McDonalds did the Mariah Carey menu. Nothing has really been hitting the same since then I’m afraid.

Imagine saying "hawk tuah" into a camera and then somehow the chain of events following leads you straight to federal prison...

Somebody should remind Trump that if the government is shut down he isn’t going to be able to have an inauguration. Then watch how quickly he changes his tune.

The NYPD parading him around like their trophy when they literally had 0 involvement in finding him and he was not even on their list of potential suspects is honestly so funny.

I would lay down and let them all dog pile on top of me until I’m crushed into a fine, powdery dust I fear.

Hello

It’s so crazy that when Taylor Swift stated the Eras tour 22 month’s ago I was single, mentally unstable, poor and hating my life… and now today, the day of it’s final show, I’m still single, mentally unstable, poor, and hating my life ❤️

Why does this dog look like wants to hear those club classics… club classics… club club classics

The new IOS update is so fucking bad I can’t find anything on my phone anymore because it all looks so disorienting 😵‍💫

How iconic is would it be if he just shot out of the tree on a broomstick and was like “it’s meeeeeee! So if you care to find me, look to the western sky!!!”

When your healthcare system is run like the mob, people start treating you like the mob…

Why are the lights on my Christmas tree giving Charli xcx concert?

Wait he looks so Latina here omg???

Need to see wicked again I’m getting the shakes…

Hello gay guys

They literally just described what The Corner Store is btw.

Posting this photo to your IG story is such an insane “flex” like what do you mean you just pulled your phone out 15 minutes into a movie to snap a photo of the SCREEN???

Everybody breathing a sigh of relief that Matt Gatez is no longer in the running for AG as if we’ve already forgotten that Trump somehow always manages to find somebody 10x worse in these scenarios…

No outlines on how they're gonna make your egg's cost $2 again but heres some concentration camps for you.

TikTok shop ads are crazy what do you mean you want me to tap your affiliate link to buy the *viral* seafood boil???